I really needed to jack off earlier but I'd been making a curry and it's a big mistake to touch your mini-me after crushing chillies.. yeah I was hot, but not in the way I wanted.. now I'll have to wash my hands wait an hour or two before devising a "no hands" way to relieve myself before bed.. I might try the condom and pillow method..:2thumbsup:
Get yourself a FleshLight. That way there's no physical contact (which makes it feel all the more realistic).
Uhh... Seriously... This still happens? DAAAAMN... It's called the internet, would have thought this kind of accident couldn't happen anymore.. I bet you will remember now.. Also, brush your teeth and tongue before giving your girlfriend a "hot" surprise....
You might also find that the heat is still there for quite a while no matter how much you wash your hands, you silly boy you
