Items to make into a dildo (MERGED)

The plunger was one of two household objects I ever used. I was fortunate not to encounter splinters.

Phalic shaped deodorants were the other items I used.

 

In the past..

Carrots and stuff..

I grew up in the 80's.. Cocaine and fucking myself...

I had like two friends.. and Jeeze I always wanted something bigger

 

Honestly, i'm really just starting out using things for anal pleasure, and really, this s a great forum for me, and I now know about a lot of new toys I can play with! But really Let me tell you what I've used so far: When I first got into this (roughly a year ago) i was using a thick glow stick, which was easy to cram right up the sphincter because of is rounded shape, then I used a entirety of pens, pencils, tubes, toys, shampoo bottles as my anus got larger, and even a frozen Italian sausage... it really thaws quickly. Things my parents would not notice. Now I have found the perfect item, when I recently bought the first sword in my collection, I realized the handle looked EXACTLY like a penis, with about eight inches and a two inch diameter, I just put a bit of lotion on it (i would be murdered n cold blood if my parents saw me buying Lubricants.) and slip it right in, at first things this big hurt, but then you can ride them until the end of your days.

 

There appears to be an unjustified presumption operating here, that is that only gay males enjoy being penentrated. Well kiddies, my close friend who runs a chain of brothels (referred to in Australia as massage parlours) finds a significant percentage of her straight customers are willing to pay extra to have a dildo inserted up their 'virgin' arseholes whilst porking her female staff. There's a reason for this and you don't have to be a gay male to work it out. Thrusting an appropriate object ( domestic articles can be very dangerous!) in your rear will massage your prostate gland which in the vast majority of males is a 'G' spot. Some of you 'normal' males won't believe that but there's only one way you're going to find out. :devil:
As to the dangers of shoving an assortment of objects up your rear, think carefully. Hospital emergency staff can all tell horrifying stories about this littel game going wrong all the way to having to extract the broken pieces of light bulbs. And yes, I love shoving things up my rear, preferably a warm male organ attached to my lover.

 

Carefully clean those carrots, cucumbers etc as they can administer a nasty dose of salmonela and other bacteria to your rear end.

 

I used to use sharpies as they're pretty smooth. A cucumber would work great, a bannan with a condom over it is okay, toilet plunger - again w/ condom. But now i have toys so I dont have to anymore haha

 

Only time I did it I used a glowstick... Lol.

 

Now that would have been a pretty sight in a dark room !:dizzy2::svengo::drool5::willy_nilly:
http://www.superzooi.com/index.php/2012/06/15/glowstick-masturbation/

 

When I was quite young I used a metal cigar case lol, like.. when I was 12 or something.
when I was 16 or so I was using a hairspray can (not a huge one, it was like, perfect size).

 

Lols!!!

 

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my boss's cock! I have never had anything that big up there again but hell i would love it! He has since been transferred to another branch and i am hoping to get transferred there later this year to - things are looking good!

 

this feels really good the handle that is and they have another that is white that is a little bigger around.

http://images.lowes.com/product/converted/088712/088712000402lg.jpg

 

Wow this thread is old awwwww I miss all the people on here who don't come back anymore. Come back y'all come back !

 

A beer bottle I have used a baseball bat