TenCentArcade referred me to the forums...

oh god, leave Eliot alone..he's my hero... I want to anally probe him one day..and he said he would dance around in my bra and undies while i poked him with a stick..and threw pennies at him..

 

That sounds like your days as the freaky whore at the circus!

 

I know, ahhhh it brings back memories...I remember your dad and his anal fetishes..

 

mmmmmmmm, me likes anal fetishes...I can get behind that.

 

Hey Mr temple(cool dude)dragon you're a granddad you can't like anal fantasies surly,, man you're an example to us all !! I hope I'm still getting the urges when I've sired two generations.. may you live long enough to sire several more !! and pass on a few of your free spirit genes in the process ! Peace and good will to you and your tribe !!!!!!

 

I am trying so hard not to comment on the fact that, at 46-years-old, you are a grand-father. And even more so, the fact that you feel the need to mention it, like anyone other than you gives a flying fuck in a rolling donut.

 

I gently place TencentAcrade over my knee, pat his little bottom, burp him and send him to his little bed (and bless his little pointed head).

Maybe when he grows up he will not be a foul mouthed, rude, and disprespectful little guy. Until then he is invisible in my Universe, and will garner not another reply, as life is short, and no time to spend swatting flies.

Peace and Gerber's, Viv-

 

Fixed.

 

Hey soliloquy, thanks dood. Ya know, life does not end when you have kids, or when they have kids. As we all discover, sexual urges in a reasonably healthy person last your lifetime. Last I heard, 46 was only old to people still in their teens or twenties. I am as 'hungry like the wolf" now as I was when I was a young studly hottie. I may be gettin over the hill, but I still know how to romp in the valleys, he he.

The day that urge goes away is the day I will be cremated. Peace and blessings, and happy solstice!

-Grampa Jicama Jones (who had a daugter at age 19 who had a child at age 25).

 

TenCentHead is an enigma in certain ways. He's not stupid, but not smart. His mouth probably gets him a good headbutt now and then, at least I hope so, hahahahahaha!!!! All he's good for is spiral insults that go nowhere and a laugh. I have labeled his head a "sandbag" in the past and he's proves not to get any quicker over time. Got to go water my Shiva Skunk (1st week of flowering)....Merry Xmas.

 

I'm sorry, ten cent what?... I know not of whom you speak. Congrats on your 'hippie mistletoe"...may youhave a warm holiday season, unmarked by pubescent vermin and the like. Happy Solstice and Merry Christmas!

Peace Viv-

 

I call TenCentArcade "TenCentHead" instead.....cause' all his thoughts at a pawn shop would be worth 10 cents.