I'm a Guy. I need some Female opinion.(pictures)

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by EvanTree, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. odonII

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    Obviously :biker:
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    btw, are you every person that registered only to post in this thread?
     
  3. PlacidDingo

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    Hahahaha!!!!!! Because if you did it wud b lyk, he's a man and that's like gay!!!! Gay ppl r sooo funny!!!!!! Lololololololol.
     
  4. Karl Rand

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    I've never smoked a computer - what's it like?
     
  5. hipland

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    You Sir should get off the internet.

    And today, the first single girl you meet, maybe slightly younger, go up to her and ask her if she'd like to take time for a sandwich and coke. Something!, be nice.

    And tell her that you're nervous but that you were looking at her and wanted to date her. Be friendly, nervous is okay, be polite, above all -- be kind. Be honest too. No lies, no half-truths.

    And go for that first kiss. Take your time. Try and be gentle, tell her you don't have a lot of experience.

    Get back to us when necessary, but my guess is that in a couple of years you'll be looking for advice about marriage.

    I didn't start dating until I got to college. it happens, it doesn't mean you're gay or anything, it's just nerves.

    I write, that's what I do. I don't have to work so I do computer science and writing, both as hobbies. The thing is, while most writers write fiction my own circumstances (when single,) were such that I write from memory.

    AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU ARE GAY!
     
  6. odonII

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    Hey, give the guy a break. It was a bad joke. No harm done. I found it funny. It was just a little bit of humour.
     
  7. odonII

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    It tastes like chicken.
     
  8. Karl Rand

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    I'm gay, and honey, believe me I can get very, very un-funny.
     
  9. odonII

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    I'm hoping PlacidDingo is not going too get serious. I like Pressed Rat. It was a light hearted joke. The end.
     
  10. Karl Rand

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    Being told you're gay has never talked anyone into being a fairy.
    I consider myself 99% gay and didn't think the OP was obviously so, even though I'd love him to park his boots under my bed.
    But having said I'm gay I'm still open to the slim possibility that some woman could manage to seduce me. Recently I found myself, for the first time in decades, staring at a neighbours tits and getting horny. So, what I'm trying to say is none of us should delude ourselves about what we might be capable of.
    Life is full of surprises as many men have learnt when locked up together for a long time without female company.
    Hope that doesn't give any or you 'real men' nightmares.
     
  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I dont usually eat breakfast

    So you are saying only gay guys are able to see how much facial / chest varies on guys?
     
  12. Hippienaturegirl

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    Ugh that is so mean. I think you look fine:)
     
  13. Hippienaturegirl

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    I mean about the girl saying you weren't a guy
     
  14. EvanTree

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    I could only hope to one day have as much chest and facial hair as you... Vanilla Gorilla
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Then it goes grey and you shave off one little patch and it looks stupid, then it starts growing out of your nose and ears, then you are wasting good money to get it plucked from those places and wish youmhad the hairless gene all along
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    nosehair trimmers are relatively cheap.

    or if you're tough, you can pull it out yourself with decent fingernails or a set of tweezers.
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    They are that thick i have to tie each one to the doorknob
     
  18. Cherea

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    Supposed to be a great way to burn off that little extra around the waist.
     
  19. PlacidDingo

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    Legit, was probably a bit overboard.
     
  20. PlacidDingo

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    Internet is srs bzns dammit!
     

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