Hahahaha!!!!!! Because if you did it wud b lyk, he's a man and that's like gay!!!! Gay ppl r sooo funny!!!!!! Lololololololol.
You Sir should get off the internet. And today, the first single girl you meet, maybe slightly younger, go up to her and ask her if she'd like to take time for a sandwich and coke. Something!, be nice. And tell her that you're nervous but that you were looking at her and wanted to date her. Be friendly, nervous is okay, be polite, above all -- be kind. Be honest too. No lies, no half-truths. And go for that first kiss. Take your time. Try and be gentle, tell her you don't have a lot of experience. Get back to us when necessary, but my guess is that in a couple of years you'll be looking for advice about marriage. I didn't start dating until I got to college. it happens, it doesn't mean you're gay or anything, it's just nerves. I write, that's what I do. I don't have to work so I do computer science and writing, both as hobbies. The thing is, while most writers write fiction my own circumstances (when single,) were such that I write from memory. AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU ARE GAY!
Hey, give the guy a break. It was a bad joke. No harm done. I found it funny. It was just a little bit of humour.
I'm hoping PlacidDingo is not going too get serious. I like Pressed Rat. It was a light hearted joke. The end.
Being told you're gay has never talked anyone into being a fairy. I consider myself 99% gay and didn't think the OP was obviously so, even though I'd love him to park his boots under my bed. But having said I'm gay I'm still open to the slim possibility that some woman could manage to seduce me. Recently I found myself, for the first time in decades, staring at a neighbours tits and getting horny. So, what I'm trying to say is none of us should delude ourselves about what we might be capable of. Life is full of surprises as many men have learnt when locked up together for a long time without female company. Hope that doesn't give any or you 'real men' nightmares.
I dont usually eat breakfast So you are saying only gay guys are able to see how much facial / chest varies on guys?
Then it goes grey and you shave off one little patch and it looks stupid, then it starts growing out of your nose and ears, then you are wasting good money to get it plucked from those places and wish youmhad the hairless gene all along
nosehair trimmers are relatively cheap. or if you're tough, you can pull it out yourself with decent fingernails or a set of tweezers.