What Does The Vehicle You Drive, Have Similar To You?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by nz male, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Describe the appearances or similarities your car / vehicle you drive has in common with your body, or parts of it that have your personality etc?
    IE: Size, colour, height, length, width, etc.
    Anything that you both share in one way or another.
    This may be interesting !
     
  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    What the fuck
     
  3. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    We both like to party
     
  4. Fluxus

    Fluxus Guest

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    Anthropomorphizing a vehicle.. Fueling one's ego.?
     
  5. deleted

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    I ram my car into shit, cause I dont give a FUck,.. :D
     
  6. silk896

    silk896 Member

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    A slightly enlarged rear end and quite a few kms on the clock!
     
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    GLENGLEN Banned

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    A Sporty Exhaust Note, Usually After Beans On Toast...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    I am not impressed with the driving technology out there. The Nissan Leaf is eyebrow raising but it's 100 mile range is a drawback. When they've got a battery that can give you 200-250 mile range on one charge, they'll get my business.
     
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  10. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    I hear you on that. I travel beyond commuting. So, for now, plug in hybrid is more my speed.

    As for how my transport relates to my body..... Uh.......small, starts when needed, stops when needed.

    This doesn't translate to women well.

    Clean?
    Fuzzy?
     
  11. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    Yeah it doesn't translate well for me either. It's a weird skew question. I can't help but suspect that nz male, is asking something else in code as to avoid the mods.


    I doubt someone's going to answer that if they own an Escalade, that in the size of their car relates to the size of their body.

    Fat body is to fat car as small car is to skinny body?

    That's what literally came to me mind when nz male asking what do you have in common with your car as you do to yourself/personality. (paraphrasing)

    Still it's such a stretch and still don't get nz male's OP.
     
  12. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    "My penis is a substitute for an automobile," Hugh Laurie.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  13. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    My Car Is Just Like Me In These Ways :(1) A white / creamish colour (2) has a few dimples in places (3) front end is longer than the rear, (4) I wear glasses - it has similar shaped headlights (4) it's still runs well, & looks better when cleaned up on the outside (5) likes getting touched a lot (6) has an exhaust (7) has a nice shape (8) has a few openings here & there (9) likes getting wet & slippery (10) it goes into areas that look nice (11) is of medium height , length, width. ((12) cheap to run .
    Thats a start, now your comparisons ?
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    well i currently have 1 truck 1 car 2 sport utility and a motorhome

    so i really have no idea how to answer this...maybe its a reflection of my multiple personalities
     
  15. Marebare

    Marebare Member

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    how are my vehicle and i a like?

    ATM we are both broken
     
  16. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    My car's bonnet is of average in length - just like a penis is to a guys sized one & the rear end has curves that suit look good.
     
  17. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    My van is white, 19 feet long, 9 feet high and seats 10. I guess I'm a big white slut taking on 10 people at a time. But what about my choppers that are super fun but beat the shit out of me. Our my hot rod truck. I'm confused.
     
  18. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    My car is black and chrome, has four wheels and two seats. Just like me...


    Wait!






    Never mind...
     
  19. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Ahh. So who has a Smart car?
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    not me...they dont make big enough shoehorns to get me into one of those
     

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