An End To World Hunger? Surgeon Transplants Goat Stomachs Into Poor People

one of my dads friends has a pig or cow heart valve...i cant remember which animal they used

 

Probably pig. I think that is the most common. Most like human.

 

Article on same site claims Democrats are about to change their name to Republicans...

 

Well then I wouldn't have to mow my lawn anymore, and there would be no need for the city to mow the parks, they could just build barns to keep the homeless goat people in and everyone would be happy.

Pig. A cow heart is huge. My grandpa got a mechanical valve instead of a pig valve.

 

Uh--wasn't the goat using it?








Give me a call when donkey dicks are being transplanted,please.

 

I would like a lion's mane and a hawk's eyes, please.

 

i actually heard a news story about a city that was putting goats in the parks to cheaply mow the lawn.

i don't remember more details than that, it was a while back. it was on a legitimate news program though, so if it was a joke it fooled the news people.

 

there's a town near here that used to have a goat that mowed the courthouse lawn.

I think it wasen't much of a real town.... he was elected mayor and drank beer.

I think it probably died.... goat-sized liver+alcoholism=?

 

This is the latest story I could find.

Greene County, Ohio Park System Uses Goatscaping

"No need for labor negotiations, no need for a pay check," says Greene County Parks Commissioner Tony Sculimbrene.
"Just give them plenty of things to eat and they're happy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcxWF6pbhgA"]"Goatscaping" growing on one park district - YouTube

http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/greene/goatscaping-growing-on-one-park#.UHkLj8XAeSo

 

that will save nothing because soon the grass and papers will be finished too

 

What a moron, inefficient ? pffff,
idiot doesn't know what he's talking about.

What's more efficient, me eating a nice big 6-8 oz steak and a baked potato or eating about 300 lbs of grass to get the same nutritional value.

Does this Dr. Dipshit have any idea the huge amounts of grass grazing animals eat daily just to stay alive, let alone actually accomplish anything beyond eating.

So humans can live directly off grass, great, so they can spend 22 hours a day grazing.

Real genius there.

 

Did you not figure out it was a joke?