My Salvia Nightmare (Hour Long Trip)

I would like to inform you I've done salvia before and the experience was wonderful the first time. Only lasted 3-5 minutes.

So we took a water bong
packed it full
with x80 salvia
I took it
held it in a good 9-10 secs
and fell into what I would like to call "Zipper World"
it was like every zipper tooth was a moment in my life of me repeating the same damn action
like trying to breath
and it would repeat vut never finish
for like 30 seconds
and it would slowly move on
like a film
that lasted well over 20 minutes
I then somehow walked from upstairs downstairs into the back yard
and sat in a chair for another 10 minutes
thats when my friend james took his salvia hit
He thought he was a pokemon master
he played in the grass
then got up
started to fall and fell into a bush completely
he finally got out
and then my friend KC opened the lid to the jacuzzi
and I swear over 10000000 black widows poured out like a toilet overfilling
and they chased some aroun
caught them
poured them into my hands
(but it was really just 1 lizard tail lol)
then Iran into the living room
went under the sheets
I sat up and said "omfg im going to throw up"
so I ran to the restroom
I thought i was only in there for 3 minutes but appearently I was in there for over 30 mins
I was told I stood at the toilet doing nothing for 5 mins
I then saw my reflection in the bowls water
So i tried to grab it with my hands and fell in the toilet
and I fell onto my back against the wall
and sat there for about 5 mins
I then started to cry
and began to wash my hands in the sink
and the water was over a million colors
colors ive never seen and oculdnt possiby describe
It crawled up my arms
and consumed me
I turned off the water and threw myself to the door
oh yeah and while I stood at the toilet KC went to see if I was okay, he thought i was peeing with the door open so he closed it
so there I was sitting there alone
I layed against the wall and tried to stand
I grabed the towel on the rack and pulled it
It came of the rack and it turned into a blue-ish black sheep
It was soft so I put my head on it and slept for what I thought was 2 mins which turned out to be 20 minutes
KC came back and shook me and Iwoke up for an instant
then I passed out again for 10 minutes
I woke up laying on the bathroom floor covered in sweat, freezing, and crying
I then proceeded to think about killing myself by drinking shampoo but I knew that was a dumb ass idea (I started to come back into reality, and zipper world had faded)
So i sat up and laid against the wall for another 2 mins
and I stood up walked down the hall back into the living room where everyone else was chilling
I started to stumble because my legs turned into red jello molds
and I landed onto of the hamster cage on the counter
I managed to not knock it over
because James caught me
and sat me down onto the floor
I laid there listening to some TV show, I can't remember what it was
I think it was either spongebob or mythbusters
After that I started to crawl towards everyone on my back, inch by inch
I thought i was a caterpiller
I then began to convulse for 5 minutes on the floor while listening to the history channel on WWII secrets.
I then became more and more steady and realized what was going on
I sat up with the help of james and laid on the couch
I cuddled with the soft pillow and buried my head in the couch for another 5 mins
I then covered myself in warm sheets and began to relax while listening to everyone talk
They were talking about black tv shows
I thought they meant keenen and kell
oh yeah I rememeber what we were watchingm we watched a special on discovery channel about Coke bottling company
and I said the black man on TV looked like santa
Then I got mad and said "SANTA ISN'T BLACK WTF!"
Then I realized the TV show was about coca-cola and I thought they meant Cocaine and started to get really upset
thinking my friends made me do coke
Then they all laughed
and I realized I did salvia and laughed
Then I layed there for 15 minutes just cuddling the sheets
then I put the sheets over my head and got scared and tried to whisper to james to take the sheets off my head because its too heavy to lift off (it literally felt like 1000 pounds even though it wasn't crushing me at all)
I then normalized enough to go upstairs
I walked into Laurens room and I saw a blue rug
I began to do pushups
I couldn't feel any pain
So i did well over 100 pushups in a matter of 45 seconds
and each rep I slammed my face into the blue carpet thinking I was going into hyperspace like in starwars
The end.

Oh and I felt like I couldn't breath or swallow the entire time, and I lost control of my organs on the left side of my body (I couldn't feel my left lung, ect)

 

I saw a guy have a seriously bad trip like that on Salvia a few years ago... I totally couldn't grasp it at the time because I'd done Salvia a dozen times at least and it never lasted that long, or anything close to it; just positive, deep, meditative trips for 10-15 minutes or so. I thought his must have been laced with something, but maybe not if you and your friend smoked the same thing and he didn't have that reaction at all.

Anyway, if you do it again it might be a good idea to have a babysitter.

 

Yeah man, it was the real deal. All three of my friends did the same thing. It scared the crap out of me.

 

Damn Brotha. Sounds rough. Sally D is a fickle mistress at times.

 

I think OP needs to grow up a little bit before his next trip.lol

 

I couldn't handle an hour long trip. I just smoked a half a bowl of 20x, about 15 minutes ago. Put me on a hell of a trip. I was trapped in a spin, and couldn't get out. Everything I could sense or thought I could perceive was, in my mind, totally counterfeit and fake- just an illusion of my trip. The salvia just took my reality and tore it away, throwing me a new (and very convincing) reality. Every piece of reality I tried to grasp at seemed a distorted, illusory phantom. I'm still not totally baseline now, not by a longshot. But the trip I experienced was all-encompassing and quite unsettling. Salvia, when done in high doses, is NEVER what you expect and is NEVER something you can rationalize.