this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

you get a ferret in your bubble bath, cum on your stomach, piss on your rug, and froot loops in your bowl of cereal.

someone go make me a sandwich.

 

Want extra prozac on that?

 

is this a threat?

dont make me insult your manhood, mister. :sunglasse

 

Do you prefer swiss or provalone on your sandwich?

 

HaH!!! You'd have to FIND it first.

 

what? provalone?

how dare you speak in such foul tounge! i will have none of your queer insults!!!

now be a dear and butter my muffin before the butter softens.

 

Oh looky here! I found a big slice of... FUCK NO! Unless you mean something else by 'butter my muffin'... In that case, sure, why not?

 

oh! look here! i found a big slice of YOU BETTER WATCH OUT OTHERWISE ILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A SQUIRREL HUNTS NUTS AND ILL CHOP YOU UP INTO LITTLE PEICES AND PEDDLE YOUR SEVERED TOES FOR 50 CENTS EACH ON THE CORNER OF A FOUR WAY INTERSECTION!!!!!!!

duh, what kind of butter did you think i meant?

 

I'll be back, I must change pants... *slowly back out the door, and fucking runs... *

 

BloodyKisses you frighten me, so I have decided to be your lackey.

 

cool! whats a lackey?

 

awww pitpat, im flattered

 

A lackey is a soul-broken severant who lives to do your bidding.

 

Haha, you may have a lackey, but I have 2 evil henchmen!

And I'm a pirate...

 

Figured out the table for followers
Mob > Henchmen > Lackey
I would like to join you and your crew of scallywags.