I'm Mayor Salt, I live in Portland, Oregon and I'm a full-time student pursuing my undergrad in biochemistry with a minor in psychology, or possibly the inverse... I haven't decided yet, but whichever is most likely to get me into the PhD program I want to get into. Gotta talk to some people. I have three wonderful kids and an old house that needs a lot of work, a bunch of chickens, three dogs, a cat, and a very neglected garden. I like to hike and swim and do glasswork in my spare time. I kind of found this forum by accident... I'm a Discordian and one of the threads here popped up in a search for Discordian topics. Nice to find the place, I look forward to getting to know you all!