Hello. Questions for my friends.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by SteveFrench, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. SteveFrench

    SteveFrench Guest

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    Hello.

    I have some questions for my friends here, yes? You will be obliged to answer.
    I make new friends here and can tell my family so they be happy for me, yes.

    Okay.

    What time is it where you reside and why? Is it sunshine or moon? What does my new friends think about crying, no manly or very girly? Hair? Legs? Do you like beef jerky and what you think of texture?

    How many women you been with, i been with many, I have many a bride, would that make you jealous at me, yes.

    Okay friends please answer my questions to get to know each other and have many a laughs, yes. My family will be oh so happy for me, yes. All I got are women, mother calls them hussy. just not right.

    Thanks!

    Regards,
    Steve French
     
  2. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    This could also be put in mindfuck section.
     
  3. MamaPeace

    MamaPeace Senior Member

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    Errrrmmmm...... :confused:
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It's none of your goddamn business how I feel about beef jerky.
     
  5. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Yes to all of the above
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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  7. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I guess you like it big times and you are too shy to confess ;). Hmmm, beef jerky and a nice cup of labrador tea, that's what I call life ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yes you have some questions.

    it is currently 5:49 pm because i generally use the 12 hour clock. it is daytime, but there is heavy cloud cover. your new friends think crying is both no manly and very girly. i have both hair and legs. i like beef jerky, and i appreciate that i am able to feel texture.

    i have been with far too few women.

    i hope this helps with your family!
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Pardon me Mr. French but I have my doubts concerning how many women (hussy's) you've had [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
    Mr. French "Family Affair"



    Hotwater
     
  10. SteveFrench

    SteveFrench Guest

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    hello.

    i wish i had beard so manly. neighbor madame would be over me all like donkey. she like man beard but i cant any grow. sad. i think i will confess to neighbor man, maybe we become friends? my father always told me to bundle up on womens because some day you need a few.

    thanks friends.
    steve french
     
  11. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    So...where are you from, Steve French? Such a western name for a guy barely speaks English.
     
  12. Mayor Salt

    Mayor Salt Member

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    While I think I know what you're getting at, I can't resist pointing out that there are a lot of Western countries where they don't speak English. ;)
     
  13. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Thanks! I hope you can help me again sometime! :)
     
  14. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Damn Mormons
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    he americanized it for us. his actual name is stephanopoulos francaise.
     
  16. absentwithin

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    This thread funny yes? No I hope your family is very happy with you no? Since when did you start counting sheep as wives? Where they all virgins on your wedding night? no
     
  17. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Steve French = Bird Mirgration?
     
  18. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Gooood morning,

    hmm, dunno. But I have the feeling the OP has a better command of the English language than we should think...

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  19. broony

    broony Banned

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    No

    Bird is at a much lower level then our buddy Stevie here.
     
  20. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I can only divulge one thing about myself and I can't tell you.
     
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