For the whole 5 people reading this: heyo. I don't like greetings like these because I have no idea how to introduce myself without seeming like either a wallflower or a self-absorbed tool. I'm somewhere between a lofty softy poet with a love of the simple things in life, and a desensitized behemoth on the precipice of insanity. Good to meet you? Probably going to be asking a lot of oddball questions over the next few months. Then I'll have a magical fantastical journey which I might share for kicks and giggles.
Oh, it will be phantasmorgasmic (having the traits of a phantasmagoria and an orgasm) journey of rubber and rock through the land of rape and honey, which I, a lone gull, take on the world and minimum wage. And talking to strangers. Cool stuff.