Ants are crawling across my screen

At random times throughout the day one single ant will crawl across my screen, and I'll smoosh it. Am I crazy? Or are they looking for crumbs in my keyboard?

 

I got roaches the size of bic lighters..

lol ants..

 

Thank god i have none of that

 

yes you're crazy. everyone knows insanity attracts ants.

 

The ants are crawling across the screen, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go crawling across the screen, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching across the screen,
The little one stops to hit the escape key
And they all go marching down to the keyboard
to get out of the glare, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!


hotwater

 

Did you just make that up? If so, thanks for making me laugh in such a strange situation.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy0ZoiJVmQk"]The Pink Panther TV show theme song - YouTube

 

Yes, sung to the tune of "The Ants go marching one by one"



hotwater

 

Heh, awesome.

 

I only kill them if they crall on me and sting me . desert rat

 

Ergh I've been getting these little tiny beetle-looking things (or giant flea-looking things, if you prefer the creepy version) on my TV and monitor all summer. It's driving me fucking nuts. I just want to watch one movie without these rude little dicks.

 

I've seen those before. Not really sure what they are.

I need some canned air or something to clean out my keyboard.

 

I have Chuck Norris.

 

Hello,

well, don't do that. According to http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Karma-David-Safier/dp/1906780226/"]this book you might be reborn as an ant one day.

Regards
Gyro

 

That would work perfectly if I wanted to get rid of the ants and my screen.

 

Good one.

 

Does your keyboard look like this?

 

God no. lol On the outside my keyboard looks perfectly clean. But if you look closely you can see things under the keys. And the keys get fragments of stuff stuck under them sometimes and it messes me up. At least it's not sticky though. I have never spilled any drinks into my keyboard.

 

be happy that those little fuckers aren't water bugs.

dis.
.gusting.