another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Currently in jail for committing a lewd act in public. The warden was happy to see her again and they exchanged gifts for the holidays.

 

Sorry. I thought your name started with Eve. Now I see it is eyes.

 

Plays a doctor in real life even though he is not even one on TV

 

Has 3 left feet.

 

Is so delusional he thought he was signing an autograph for his blind fan when in reality he was writing out a check for court fees.

 

Prefers Dollar General to Wal-Mart............. She doesn't have to get all dolled up to go to Dollar General.

 

Tripped his friend and kept running when they got chased by a hungry bear last week.

 

Not saying shes cheap but she pins kneesocks in her hats in the winter to use as earmuffs.

 

Knows that if he ever goes missing they better put his photo on whiskey bottles instead of milk cartons if they want his friends to ever look for him.

 

Eats plastic carrier bags because he believes they have the same nutritional value as blueberries.

 

Got issued a ticket for speeding away from a hit and run accident he caused while driving blindfolded on a dare.

 

Eats biscuits naked in the street.

 

Punches men in the groin at random while screaming "bow down" and giggling.

 

After eating a whole man takes some pure O2 then starts the night time Vampiric expedition - night after night...eternally

 

seems to know an awful lot about oxybitch's routine leeds me to wonder if he's a stalker?

 

seems to know an awful lot about oxybiatch's routine leeds me to wonder if he's a stalker?

 

Goes to his local biker bar each Sunday and offers free "mustache rides".

 

Likes it when the monkeys at his local zoo sling poop at him must enjoy the aroma.

 

Watches old Three Stooges movies every weekend to practice behavior skills

 

Models her life after Mary Tyler Moore.