Warning Label

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  1. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    A warning label on a consumer product reads:
    "This device is not intended for scrambling eggs or boning chicken."

    What product would require such a warning label?
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Would Suggest It Would Be One Of Those Handheld

    Mixer, Blender, Chopper, Thingy Whatsies, That You Can Fit Different Blades To...:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. RetiredHippie

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    A blender?
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

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    Handgrenade?
     
  5. Yellow_Forager

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    Nigella Lawson DVD?
     
  6. eggsprog

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    vibrator?
     
  7. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    If you've got a big-ass Kitchen Aid mixers you can shred and debone cooked chicken with the paddle attachment.

    Some day.
     
  8. desert-rat

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    There is a lot of junk made in China with strange labels . As much money as they make selling that junk hear you would think they could get some one with a better knowledge of English to write the labels , or maby they done care . desert rat
     
  9. zombiewolf

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  10. hotwater

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    Meat grinder




    H
     
  11. broony

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    Child birth.
     
  12. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Reads more like an abortion tool than a birthing tool.
    :hide:
     
  13. Spectacles

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    an egg slicer?
     
  14. dixie_pixy

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    A meat pulverizer? Like one of those mallet things you smash stuff with. IDK.
     
  15. Tyrsonswood

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0V64Z5zd18"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0V64Z5zd18
     
  16. zombiewolf

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  17. Spectacles

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    a coffee grinder?
     
  18. pensfan13

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    a beer bottle

    there was directions on the moist towel-lets that we had at a place i used to work for. (the brand was wet-nap, which sounds like you will need a moist towel-let if you have a wet-nap)
     
  19. daisymae

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    Are you going to tell us or what?

    An electric knife?
     
  20. themnax

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    presumably a rather wide range of artifacts, from model railroad power supplies, to digital cameras.
     
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