Bitch on TV stole my shirt

I turn the TV on and its on one of those reality shows.

They flash the camera on the audience and this fat woman is wearing the same shirt my mother just bought me.

Fuckin bitch stole my shirt :cuss:

At least I know I look better in it than she does.

 

There ya go...

 

"i turn on the tv"; that was your first mistake.

 

Yeah I know...I usually never have the TV on, but I felt like some background noise tonight.

 

What type of T-Shirt was it?

 

i turn on the porno and it's one of those black guys. they flash the camera to his dick and it was 16 inches long. motherfucker stole my dick!

 

This is the exact reason that I stopped wearing clothes.

 

Why... someone stole your shirt?

 

Yeah! I hate apparel thieves! So now I go naked just to spite them.

 

:2thumbsup:

 

Now we need to know what kind of shirt. I must have closure on this issue!

 

thers a show i used to watch called "reaper"....fat blonde sidekick guy had like 4 of the same shirts i have

 

He also has Wolverine's hair.

 

I'll have to take a picture of it when I'm not so lazy.

Its a nice dark green peasant-style shirt.

That woman should not have been wearing it!