Craziest place you've masturbated?

in the car while talking dirty on a cell phone.

 

In a public library.

 

on a bus....in my car... in my office which has one way glass, so office girls just a few foot away....

 

Judging from the postings I've seen, both here & in other forums, it seems to be a perfectly normal rite of passage for adolescents to learn how to masturbate & about sexuality in general from their peers in the school toilets & changing rooms, so they, theirselves, couldn't be considered as being out of the ordinary as far as places to masturbate go. However, one subject that has made the headlines in the UK recently is the unacceptable level of CCTVs being used in schools - including in toilets & changing rooms.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/11/cctv-cameras-school-changing-rooms?newsfeed=true

The question now seems to be whether this invasion of privacy is likely to discourage the age old tradition of masturbating in the toilets / changing rooms, or is it likely to have the exact opposite effect by adding that level of risk / taboo / voyeurism.

 

While driving, in school, at work lol

 

Sister in laws old bedroom.

 

An Apt. building rooftop as I was sunning. Also in a moving vehicle on the parkway flirting with other drivers. Pulled over and allowed a Mexican guy to feel me up as I rubbed myself. He stroked himself until he came. I loved that.

 

underwater in a small pool

 

When I was 12 - 13 I used to straddle the arm of our couch in our lounge room and rub my clit back and forth until I came. I'd always do it as soon as I came home from school while my Mother was busy cooking dinner and my Father was still at work. I'd take my panties off and put them in my jacket pocket, hop on the arm of the couch put my hands on in in front of me and go for it.

I came so close to getting caught so many times but I always thought I could just say i was playing "horsy" like I uesed to when I was really little. That's what actually got me started. It always felt so nice down there playing 'horsy' on the arm of the couch.

The only disturbing thing about it was that my Father always sat at that end of the couch and rested his arm on the exact spot my clit used to rub on.

Family lounge room, straddling the arm of the couch in broad daylight - weirdest palce for me.

 

A friends closet, while they were in the room. A friends stairwell while everyone was asleep, in a friends bed… right next to her, while she slept. That's all i can remember right now as far as crazy out there places.. haha

 

In my room and in front of my maid
My eyes were closed and she was even watching me.

 

if your eyes were closed how do you know she was watching

 

That is so WICKED!

 

i slid my panties to the side and put her pillow between my legs.

 

Damn! If I wasn't awake before reading this, I sure am now! You just reminded me of one night when I stayed at a friend's house. He slept in one bed and his brother was in another. I was on the floor between them. At some point in the wee hours I woke up horny as hell. To take care of my urge, I quietly laid on my belly and with my hips, applied pressure to the base of my erection, increasing or decreasing it as needed until the magic moment arrived.

 

That made me wet.

 

don't you find that your orgasm is so much better when your around people? :daisy:

 

When I did an exchange to America in 6th form I shared a room with a girl of the same age in her parents house. I remember taking every opportunity to masturbate when she was in the en suite shower room. I used to sniff her knickers a lot and push myself up against the shower room door to listen incase she came out.

I also once masturbated in the unisex toilets in a Liverpool bar whilst two guys watched. Mmmmm. I saw the guy back downstairs in the crowd and ran my finger around the rim of his glass. I think about that one A LOT.

 

In the hole...(lock down) n one off the women correctional officers came by for count n just watched...after that shed try to catch me all the time by walk round with out her keys

 

in a bar...my girl at the time ordered me to do it, it was fairly crowded at the time.....