Post anal freshen up?

My BF and I have tried anal before but I like to clean myself afterwards. Any ideas on what products work best?

 

just a shower and some light soap! if you mean while like out on the road, um, paper towel or a pad? lol. maybe just take him in your mouth as he's about to come, that'll solve the mess problem! (also, it's hot.)

 

Soap and shower

I always wash after anal. Retained semen in botty can become rather yucky.

 

Yeah, my wife used to always head to the bathroom after anal and poop out the cum. She hated that. If the cum gets deep enough it's no longer an issue. It has to get past the rectal valves to stay in. Otherwise, yeah, yucky for her!

 

My lady prefers at least a bidet if not a shower. You can get a 'toilet bidet' on Ebay for about $30. We have one on ever toilet in the house.

 

Have him do the "porn star cum" where he cums on the outside, if you do not want a big load up your butt.
My wife requests this if we are going out later in the evening to lessen the chance of embarrassing accidents.
We always shower after sex.

 

I always have my bf fuck me with a condom, then he can pull off the condom and shoot in my mouth.

 

I have shower whilst she sits on the toilet pushing it out. If she can't squeeze anything out it's because it got shot way up and seems to be naturally absorbed by the colon, since there is never anything to show the morning after.

 

yep get a man long enough to come directly into your colon not your rectum, good solution! (also, hot..)

 

If I'm to where I can't shower, I just slip in a tampon.

 

If you do oral and anal together, there's a new toothpaste on the market that works great, Decadent.unk:

 

gosh. thats novel. and kinda hot for some reason lol!!

and how does that work out - does it get stuck or hurt later when you try to pull it out? time limit on extraction before it hurts (hour or three?) Bums get alot drier inside than up front, that's what the rectum is for. but wow you get 10 points for cleverness, you anal-slut-enabling-genius.

Lol! ob. bad post-coit joke during that time of month: "honey, stop pulling my strings."

 

Yes, it is strangely erotic for some reason.

 

Enemas! I've also tried the tampon thing after taking an enema, more so just to see if It would do anything for me it did. But It was rather difficult.

 

Isn't an enema post anal a bit over the top?

 

seriously. sounds like work after the fun. work before the fun is worth it, after, geez... this tampon idea is totally naughty. with previous guys it was just simpler to go down on them as they're coming, keeps me from having to worry about it and maybe another go sooner rather than later (esp in public lol like theaters or clubs or concerts hehe)

 

^ That's so funny! I've done exactly the same thing and every time I wonder if I am the only girl on the planet who sticks a tampon up her butt after anal if I have to be somewhere.

The alternative is to have it drip out at an inopportune time...which has happened to me.

 

I think most guys can get deep enough in their girl to cum where it won't come out so easy. Just keep working it in further and further. You'd be surprised how deep you can get, her colon is within reach...believe me it is

 

again.. really hot.. going to start carrying one with me when im out lol.

um wanna tell us more about when it happened to you?

 

My wife never has a problem with this because I believe I cum in her colon. The rectum is only 5 inches long, which is shorter than the average guys dick which is about 6 inches.

So guys when you're about to cum spread your girls ass and cum as deep as you can.

If you're unlucky and you got a short one then your girl can always push it out and wash up after sex.