another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

^Lol!^^

Knows deep down that nobody touches his junk quite the way I do.

 

Can I make an absurd accusation about myself?

Folllows you around like a puppy.

 

Thinks he is a Saint Bernard

 

Has an entire chapter devoted to him in Shades of Grey.

 

has read the whole chapter

 

Is actually Scottish.

 

is actually welsh

 

is actually half cat.

 

Thinks her siggy pic is an ocelot.

 

can speak 30different languages

 

Speaks in a language of her own

 

Understands Roamy.

 

Understands all and perhaps RH is the ''ORACLE''?

 

Is delusional.

 

Is very modest.

 

Is unnervingly cool in a crisis

 

Only watches Amish Porn.

 

Likes to do wet farts on leather sofas so he can play 'skids' before nursey tells him off.

 

All of his friends (both of them) down at the local Pub call him Old Lumpy Fart.

 

Had to borrow his dogs teeth for the Old Folks Home group photo.