where do they keep the big scissors?

You know when companies have ribbon cuttings whenever they open something or some shit? they always have those big ass scissors to cut the tape with. where would you keep something like that in your office?

It's not like a thing that anyone would remember they had unless it's in a protocol or something. lol

"martha, would you go and get the big scissors, please? "

Also, whenever they have "breaking ground" and they got the five or six suited up douchecocks dig a small divot out of the ground and everyone takes a million pictures.

"martha, go get the 8 shiny shovels please?"

 

you special order them. ceremonial scissors http://www.ceremonialscissors.com/index.php company.. I worked for a radio station did grand openings..
in the broom closet.. with the junk for promotions.

 

oh.

well then..

 

they're in the drawer in the breakroom-next to the saw people use to slice off the heads of those that anger them...DUH!

 

Well, this thread ended abruptly and sanely. And then Malia arrived...

 

:rofl:

 

Now why didn't someone come up with the grand idea to design a rental place for that useless kind of stuff.

 

I was thinking the same...I think there might be a niche in the market there.

 

Hmm, I would've guessed the chamber of commerce. Since they're at all of those things, it would make sense. And also Malia's idea. Hers was best.

 

I would prob just throw them away. You're more than likely only going to need them once, or if you do need them again, you'll never find them.

 

They go in the big scissor drawer... Of course.

 

Do they keep them next to the giant cheques that people who've won the lottery hold up for the cameras?

 

:sunny:

I try to revive threads that I feel might have some potential.

And the big scissors are a very useless item...and I feel they fit RT very well.

hahahaha

 

in the giant artbox next to the giant crayons.

 

It's a secret, you only find out when you deserve them

 

those things are not very sharp. really.. better off getting some hedge cutters and painting them gold. you cant kill anyone with them via cutting, but you could beat them to death with a pair..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI"]Supplies! - YouTube

 

Big scissors gives a whole new visual to "Runs with scissors."

 

those would probably come in REAL handy for people who cosplay "kingdom hearts" at comicon...

 

exactly