There was a point of my life I was smoking a QP of herb per week. I have sucked my own dick before, and I have drank my own spludge. My penis is shaped like a boomerang. I had sex on a dinky rowboat, tore my pants (that was wrapped around my ankles) nearly in half, got caught, and accidentally exposed myself to a little girl. I use to manage an electronic store, and I jerked off on the clock, while watching porn at my desk. I have pissed on more than 3000 roofs (Use to install satellite TV). And probably my most shameful confession: When I was a kid, I use to sell shake to college students for 50 an 8th. I would NEVER rip anyone off anymore. I have morals and a code of honor now (thanks to my wife).
Great confessions, Heres a couple of my own that I might add =D I've had sex with my then girlfriend on the job "she was my coworker" I got head from a family members girlfriend "I know its a asshole move" I smashed a two year old lexus "car" into a pole while I was drunk, when the cops came he realized I was drunk and sent me home with tickets "only for the fact that I totaled the car so bad he felt bad for my lose" I'd like to see more people post stuff like McNugs or myself in general its interesting. happy hunting
After a shower I walked out into the lounge room at my BF's naked not realising his mates had arrived whilst I was in the shower, not sure who got the biggest shock...
