How to Increase Chances of an Alien Abduction

How could you??

Live in the middle of nowhere. cover an umbrella in foil and make a machine out of children's toys and a remote like E.T. Spend tons of time trying to telepathically communicate.

LSD.:daisy:

How would you try??

 

Start living in a Trailer, watch Reality TV, and start wearing a Budweiser hat.

 

I would not try.

I've had several drug experiences with overtones and a few with visual alien phenomena and at best they were really bizarre and at worst they were terrifying.

Smoking DMT at Area 51 perhaps would increase chances tho.

 

Great question...Get into the contact with the goverment?

 

The fuck good?!

I don't even know what this means. Are you referencing a terrible movie from the 90s? Are you wanting to hold hands with government by a river and wait for shining lights? Did you misspell "Contract"?

Damn

 

Tripping I feel like I have been in contact with other universes and spirits. I've had some scary experiences but I am too curious to be afraid.

 

chloroform works for me.

 

hahah yeah man, its all one big conspiracy...Your playing into my hands...Pass the butter please

 

Yeah i would be too afraid to even think about getting on board of a ufo, i couldnt handle it....

 

Maybe if a person was anal probed it would lead to pregnancy and hybrid beings.

I'm actually scared now that aliens are around every corner of my dark, dark house.

 

Get really good at playing the fictional coin-op video game "Starfighter". (rep to anyone who gets that reference)

 

put on a g-string, get really drunk, and hang out in back alleys near the border.

duh, the last starfighter.

i could have easily just googled that, but i swear i didn't.

 

If you can crash airplanes with a powerful flashlight, maybe you could consider shining it for aliens. Also works for Batman!

 

Put on a tin foil hat and go wait in the middle of the desert.

 

That's what I was thinking, you just said it. I couldn't have phrased it the right way!

+Rep

 

Go to the middle of any big forest (at night).

Turn on an old Coleman lantern and just wait.

Pro tip: You might need a cot and a sleeping bag as this could take some time..

 

You didn't have to google it, it was on cable like a million times last month (or so it seemed)



hotwater

 

as i understand it, going to Kathmandu is a good start.

 

You guys do know that you need a towel, right?