Mom might have found my porn

Now I must get rid of unpleasant mental images that this line has caused.LOL. I hope a razor will do the job.

 

hammer also works

 

Don't be such a silly billy.
The BEST porn you could have is 'Gay Taliban Suicide Strap-On Reverse Cowgirl Muff-Munchers With Mom Flashing Her Twin Towers Cock-Jockey Bondage PVC Gang-Bang Bukake Cum-Swallowers Edition 2'.

.......or something.

After all,let's see your mum talk her way out of THAT one!

She'll never mention your crispy pillowcase again.....and if you're REALLY lucky,she may even persuade your granny to give you a lapdance-with her teeth out!

 

You could add
'Dozen of Dead, Rotten Gay Taliban Suicide Strap-On Reverse Cowgirl Muff-Munchers And Bunch of Goats With Mom Flashing Her Twin Towers Cock-Jockey Bondage PVC Gang-Bang Bukake Cum-Swallowers in Land of The Midgets Edition 2'
to spice it up

 

MIDGETS? Oh,that's just perverted,Fly!

 

Oh sorry, I also though it would be better to end it on dead bodies of gay talibans.

 

Reminds me of that Robin Williams gag.

The internet is just a device to allow perverts to find each other. if you search "find pictures of people having sex with goats that are on fire" it will ask you to specify the breed of goat.

Wait....now I remember where I left my last porn movie.....in my mother's bedroom!

It's called Flaming goat Taliban pregnant vampire cheerleader lesbian Mitt Romney anal swallowing sophomores.

 

Ok,you found me,Ivory...so who's turn is it for the gimp mask?

Flaming goat Taliban pregnant vampire cheerleader lesbian Mitt Romney anal swallowing sophomores.
I got the 3D 'directors cuts' edition,with the cut out scenes of the leatherboys inter-racial rimming rat lickers. SUCH a good storyline! :2thumbsup:

 

I can't remember, I think my mother still has it.

I am so jealous! I tried to get that cut, but my priest said it was out of stock.

 

My mom walked in on me when I was fucking my fleshlight -_- that was my first and last time using it...it was just too sad for the whole family and I can still remember it as if it was yesterday >.<

 

your mum already knew you masturbate. your mum probably masturbates too. so does your dad. sometimes they help each other masturbate.

pleasant dreams

 

Why don't you just keep your porn on the internet? Then there's nothing to find, nothing that's yours.

 

Forgot to mention my parents stole all my porn around a year ago...they stole EVERYTHING, all 3 dvds Now i keep a hidden folder. Never disappoints

 

Maybe because it was yesterday.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Mom might have fouund my prnographic diary.

 

Y'know;I'm getting the feeling you deliberately leave your porn where mommy can find it,rak.

 

you keep a pornographic diary? like a scrapbook?

"dear diary...."

 

"... I have watched 2 girls 1 cup today..."

 

Say the same thing I did: "Aren't you glad I'm not gay?"

 

It's a diary of a ficticious rake who commits all abominations possibe to mankind, and my mom is now acting as though I did every one of those things. Pathetic.

If she found a lion and a witch hidden inside of my wardrobe does that make me a freaking Narnian or what?