I want telekinetic abilities

but I also know the kind of shit I'd get up to with them. And not even counting the kind of things that could inadvertantly happen when pissed off... but I'm curious, and curious and possibly earth shattering power do not mix well...

'I wonder if I really can fuse two atoms together with my mind?' 'I wonder what happens if you could boost a grain of sand to mach 10?'

or see somethign in a movie and go 'neat trick.. wonder if I could do that'... worse yet, finding out I 'could'.....

I mean, the way my mind works, if I can move one atom, one molecule of something... what's to keep me from moving an entire object... if I can move an object, what's to keep me from moving or folding the fabric of space?

what would the limits be? and more to the point.. am I really the asshole that we'd want exploring them?

I mean fuck, have a bad day and have a thought of 'I'd like to deck that fucker' and he gets the effects of it?... I mean, the way my mind works.. if I can move it, well hell, that opens all kinds of doors...

move it fast enough to make it burn, or slow its movement and freeze it? teleportation? shit, that'd be a hell of a case of evil... teleport an unfired bullet directly into someone's head..... or manipulate (ala 'bending') all of someone's water out of their body... or strip out all of one certain element, like say... carbon?

rearrange the carbon in my layer of dead skin cells into a single layer of interlocking nanotube rings... supremely impervious mail armor anyone?

but.... I still 'want' to be able to do it. and I keep trying. I can only do minor things, but the thing I'm most proud of is making a matchhead smoke.

I feel like I'm close, but I'm missing some little key, kinda like ...I dunno... swinging at a baseball and never hitting it, until one day, you change one little thing, and from then on, you 'get it'

 

I want portal gun.

 

If you were to develop Telekinetic abilities you wouldn’t live very long.

It’s too much power for any human being to yield. You would have absolute power over life and death and the fear you cause would create panic wherever you went. Imagine, you could kill with thought.

Hotwater

 

All i've ever wanted is telekinetic powers, since i was 7

 

yeah, and I know the kind of trouble I'm capable of getting into with regular abilities and objects...

I can't claim that I'd ever be fully responsible with the use of those abilities. (although, it'd be hella intresting doing blacksmithing or any kind fo crafting activity...)

 

If you ever develop any abilities keep them underwraps or you'll end up on some coroners table being dissected by a group of army doctors with no names, rank, or insignias

Hotwater

 

Even if I could just have the ability to move things with my mind, I'd be happy. I could definitely keep that a secret but also fuck with people or freak them out if I feel like they deserve it.

Also, there'd be so many times I wouldn't have to get up after getting comfortable because I left something across the room. I suppose that'd encourage laziness though. However I'll make up that time later by helping someone with my power (I am talking as if I'm trying to convince the gods to give me powers..lol)

 

yep. I dont' want someone poking at my brainstem while someone else measures my spleen.

 

You could train a dog.

 

I think this one flew over the cuckoos nest

 

eh, wouldn't be the first time someone thought I was batshit. don't expect anyone to believe anything until I can 'show', and 'show' is going to be one of those things of 'how likely am I to wind up as someone's lab-rat?'

I'm just waiting for someone to accuse me of trolling.