Alternative to dlildos

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Jackyboy10101, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Jackyboy10101

    Jackyboy10101 Member

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    Hai guys i wondered what you can use instead of proper dildos as i cant buy them myself, any ideas?
     
  2. Rick41

    Rick41 Member

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    Pen,Candle,Carrot,Cucumber
     
  3. Jackyboy10101

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    Thanks dude much love!
     
  4. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    My sistor went to school with a girl that used coke bottles , Clinton used a cigar on Monicia . desert rat
     
  5. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Why aren't you able to buy them yourself - under aged (?) or no adult shops in your area or a website might be best?
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    No adult shops in my area and i would quite like to keep a clean statement.
     
  8. Jackyboy10101

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    And yes, if you like i would take your penis
     
  9. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Some sextoy websites you can pay by cash into their bank account thru their own bank without doing it thru your own. Then it doesn't show on your own bank statement.
     
  10. PineMan

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    Most online stores these days accept payment via PayPal. In this way, any payments made through your bank will just read as a PayPal payment. Plus you also have the option of maintaining a credit balance in your PayPal account anyway.
     
  11. Jocelyn001

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    Cucumber! And I love to carefully pick through the selection, looking for just the right one, while men look at me and wonder if this is what I am indeed doing. I remember picking just the right one once and looking up and there was a guy getting him one as well and our eyes met. I gave him a wink and walked off.

    Yep guys. You just might be shopping right beside a nympho!
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if you get your groceries at walmart, pray that isn't the case with the 350 pound bearded lady next to you.
     
  13. dpain1

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    You know it is!..You think they ever eat veggies at 350 lbs?

    dpain1
     
  14. Jackyboy10101

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    Okay, but please could you put it in me first? Just so i can get used to it?? ;)
     
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