Help with Brazilian/English translation

I've recent;y got into the infamous 1960's psychedelic/tropicalia band known as Os Mutantes. My favourite song by them so far is from their self-titled debut, Senhor F. I've learned how to play it on guitar, but I couldn't even begin to try and sing it in it's original language, I was just wondering if there are any Brazilian people out there who could translate the lyrics into English. I would love to record an English version of the song.

Here are the lyrics.

O Senhor "F"
Vive a querer
Ser Senhor "X"
Mas tem medo de nunca voltar
A ser o Senhor "F" outra vez

O Senhor "X"
É o herói
Que na TV
Nunca perde o seu chapéu
E faz o Senhor "F" sonhar

Sonhar em ter
Pros outros ver
Olhos azuis
Ter um carro igual ao de "X"
E conquistar a mulher do patrão

Dê um chute no patrão
Dê um chute no patrão
Dê um chute no patrão

Você também
Quer ser alguém
- abandonar
Mas tem medo de esquecer
O lenço e o documento outra vez

Dê um chute no patrão
Dê um chute no patrão
Dê um chute no patrão

 

I'd go to the Portuguese section to ask ,ifn I were you.

 

I had no idea there was one. Thanks.

 

Uh-oh---I looked for it and it looks like it's gone. I know there used to be a Portuguese section. Maybe I missed it somehow---I don't know--e-mail Skip and ask him about it.

 

The Lord "F"
To want to live
Being Lord "X"
But afraid to ever go back
The Lord is the "F" again

Mr. "X"
He is the hero
That on TV
Never loses his hat
And does the Lord "F" dream

Dream of
For others see
blue Eyes
Having a car like the "X"
And conquer the boss's wife

Give a kick to the boss
Give a kick to the boss
Give a kick to the boss

you also
Want to be someone
- abandon
But he's afraid of forgetting
The scarf and the document again

Give a kick to the boss
Give a kick to the boss
Give a kick to the boss

(that's google translate's take on it, its obviously off, but it's a start!)

 

Are you Portuguese?

 

no haha like my post says its google translate. I'm pretty far from portugese...

I have a belt in brazilian jiu jitsu though, does that count?

 

Shit--I didn't read to the bottom. Dag-nabbit!