Guess what Christmas present I got this morning?

Cramps and blood! Woo! Happy holidays!





















PS: I get blunt when I'm on my period. Very very blunt.

 

I'm so jealous! I'm dreaming of a crampy bloody Christmas

 

hey! i got that when i went to mexico and california


woohoo for us!

 

This always makes me happy: http://www.tearsofllorona.com/steinem.html

 

I started my first one on the beginning of an 8-hour plane trip back home from Newfoundland, then this summer right near the beginning of a week-long stay at a BC cabin (I did, however, beat it out and wore shorts and a bikini bottom with a pad that somehow worked so I could still swim and sea-doo though!). Good timing, body clock!

 

They always seem to come at the most *convenient* times. I'm pretty sure mine will come this month on Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve. Yay!!!

 

Eew...I'm on my time as well. Almost finished, though. It came early so I don't have to have a red Christmas this year.

 

Aww... I feel bad for you girls. Must suck.

I wouldn't know. I haven't gotten one in months. My pussy is broken.

 

Ugh...lucky bitch.

 

Ahaha! Thank you ever so much Lady Krystin. I've never felt so optimistic about my dysfunctional vagina.

 

Dysfunctional vagina...

That is REALLY fun to spell.

 

Haha... I thought so too! And I even did it right. I'm so proud.

 

Being a girl sucks very much, but happy things in life that girls like make it worthwhile....

 

When you said dysfunctional vagina, it reminded me of that show on Fox "Qunituplets", and when the ladt gave birth to all the kids her husband asked "How do you feel?" and she said "Like a parade just came out of my vagina." It made me laugh...

 

oh, you young hippies and your dysfunctional vaginas.......


*ahem*

 

Hahahaha
Mmm....vagina....

 

HAHA!! i ain't never got one!!!! i'm 14 and i don't ever have to worry about such things. probably till next year. i've got my body clock mostly figured out. i got about another 2 inches to grow before it happens and 2 inches in 9 months is probable. plus i'm veggie! so my body doesn't want to give up it's precious nutrients. muahahaha.


i win