What in the world does this text mean?

I was texting with a girl I know. She has a boyfriend, so I'm not expecting anything, but she wants to get together for drinks to catch up. I wouldn't even call her a friend, moreso an acquaintence.

Then out of NOWHERE she texts, "do you know so-and so girl?"

"No, I don't who is she?" - me (I really dont know her)

"She's my sister's best friend, she works at [blank school] (same school I go to). You should find her and meet her!" (She WORKS at the grad school I go to....wtf)


Is she trying to hook me up? Girls, how do they work?

Also, just found out this girl is 31!? (Im 23)

 

she's trying to hook you up dumbass.. 31 is young. wait till your 50 and kicking yourself for not getting more panini

 

Panini?

 

poonanny / panini ... same same. they're both like sandwiches or tacos.

 

Well if u want some go get some but if u don't then don't I feel like u have a problem with her age but an old bitch needs some bam bam too. See I can make up shit too ima call it bam bam. Girl where have u been pshhh Ive been out getting some bam bam

 

go get some slippity slop before this girl finds someone else to hook her friend up with.

 

I'd just clear up any confusion if she's setting you up for a casual hookup or something more serious.

Just clear the air on that and ya know you might as well have a good time. (dinner, and a movie is always nice)

Whether sex happens or not, that's up to you once you meet her, and if it does be safe

 

Yeah, 'cause old bitches don't play when it comes to bam bam.

 

Lmao ahahahaha no they don't play wit dat bam bam mmmm mmmm that bam bam ain't no joke

 

It means the treasure is buried on an island at 32 deg 19 min N and 66 deg 7 min W.

Or maybe it doesn't.

Here's a radical thought. Why not ask the sender what it means, instead of several hundred random people who don't know you, don't know the sender, and may or may not be stoned?

 

Now that's REALLY thinking 'outside the box',Ivory.
Watch yourself mate,or you'll be labelled as innovative! :2thumbsup:

 

She said, "she's just a fun person that I thought youd like to meet her"

 

Then, after much thought and deduction, I conclude that the message means exactly that.