What is your favorite masturbation quote?

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  1. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Here's mine:

    "Don't knock masturbation it's sex with someone you love," Woody Allen

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, Jun 19, 2011
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  3. happy boy

    happy boy Guest

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    In my adolescence my father told me:
    "No one can do me like I can do me"
    :)
     
    happy boy, Aug 12, 2012
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  5. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    "talking is just masturbating without the mess." Raine Maida
     
    pensfan13, Aug 12, 2012
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  7. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    "R.I.P" (At least he's not jacking off anymore.) - Richard Brautigan.
     
    Fairlight, Aug 12, 2012
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  9. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    "masturbation is shaking hands with the unemployed" -George Carlin
     
    pensfan13, Aug 12, 2012
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  11. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Louis CK
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    Duck, Aug 12, 2012
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  13. friendlyfred

    friendlyfred Member

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    jay leno " if you want something done right, do it yourself."
     
    friendlyfred, Aug 14, 2012
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