I admit, I've tried making love to a blow up doll..

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by GermanBasturd4Life, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. GermanBasturd4Life

    GermanBasturd4Life Guest

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    Bought one off the internet when I was 13 with a visa gift card, it came in the mail and looked freaking ridiculous, but I still blew it up and attempted to get my rocks off, only the mouth and genital holes wouldn't allow even a micropenis to enter, much less a thick 7.5 incher..lame..I found it funny though went I left my father's house to go live with my mother, and I had left it in the dresser for my dad to find..
     
  2. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I recently had a similar problem in buying a Sex In A Can. I was expecting it to be along the same lines as the FleshLight (which, as far as materials are concerned, it is, and I've nothing but good things to say about it), but whereas the FleshLight has a completely realistic sensation, I can't even fit in the SIAC, so unless you have a narrow girth (I guess about 4½" - 5" max) I wouldn't bother with the SIAC either.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    maybe you blew it up too full and that's why you couldn't get your micropenis in there.
     
  4. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    I admit, I tried to rape a blow up doll once. Yeah, but it wasn't any fun! The bitch just sat there and took it..
     
  5. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    I tried to fuck a blow up doll but she went down on me
     
  6. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    I saw a guy leaving an adult shop (that had a big sale on at the time) & he was carrying a fully pumped up sex doll up the street. Had a few eyes opening that day!
     
  7. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i admit i tried to fuck a blowup doll but it took half my shit and ended up at my friends house.
     
  8. hitman73

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    It was you wasnt it? LOL
     
  9. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    No not me but a guy leaving Peaches & Creams new CHCH shop that they opened several years ago, about a block away from their other one. Don't know where they are now thou? It was their big relocation sale & there was a queue about 1 street block long! I got a few bargains that day as well & you may have been there the same day? Thanks for leaving a few items left on the shelves for me LOL
     
  10. hitman73

    hitman73 Member

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    Um no i wasnt there lol. Their other shop was destroyed by the earthquake and they are on Colombo St near Smiths City.
     
  11. Jocelyn001

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    I feel sorry for you guys! Having to fuck one of those ridiculous dolls!! I've seen them before, don't think any of that would be satisfying.

    It's a shame and maybe I'm just big hearted. But I think I'd rather just let a guy fuck me as one of those dumb dolls.
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm thinking about buying a blow up doll.. this is your chance to be a hero!
     
  13. russ224

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    i have had two doll, my girlfriend wanted to watch me fuck them, first one was cheap and went pop like a damn baloon, the next one we occasionally use, including last night. makes sex very interesting and having a more expensive one makes a huge difference. messy cleaning out the cum though :D
     
  14. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    well lets meet up then, where ya at?
     
  15. russ224

    russ224 Member

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    anyone know where i could find some nice videos of this for ideas? :p
     
  16. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    So who would try a real doll?
     
  17. russ224

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    Yh I would, providing I didnt have to pay for the damn thing!
     
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