change a word or two, poppy-style!

The Flyers play table-tennis with the Pens and cook marshmallows by starlight on Mars

 

The Flyers play table-tennis with the Pens and grow marshmallows by starlight on Mars

 

The Fleas play table-tennis with the Pigs and eat marshmallows by starlight on Mars

 

Fleas play table-tennis on top of pigs and eat marshmallows by starlight on Mars.

 

Fleas play table-tennis on top of pigs and eat marshmallows by starlight on Venus

 

Fleas play table-tennis with flies and eat marshmallows by starlight on Venus

 

Pigs play poker with sheep and eat cucumber sandwiches by starlight on venus

 

Pigs play poker with sheep and eat bacon sandwiches by starlight on Venus

 

Dogs play poker with cats and eat bacon sandwiches by starlight on Venus

 

Dogs play poker with cats and eat bacon sandwiches cut by knifes and eaten with forks even though they don't have opposable thumbs.

 

Dogs play kiss-chase with cats and capture wild bacon sandwiches using their SECRET opposable thumbs

 

Dogs play poker with cats and eat bacon sandwiches cut by knifes and eaten with forks even though they have carpal tunnel syndrome.

Sorry once again I am responding the same time as someone else. Use the sentence above. I am too slow and have to stop playing these games.

 

Sorry,once again I am typing at the speed of light and my keyboard has just melted.

You're not too slow Specs-I'm just bored and been at work all night.
I've walked the pooches but can't sleep so I've got sfa to do exept fuck about in da interwebz.

Keep going mate-I'll f/o 'n' make a pot of cawfee.

 

Dogs play kiss-chase with cats and eat bacon sandwiches cut by knifes and eaten with forks because they have secret opposable thumbs even though they have carpal tunnel syndrome.

that works! :2thumbsup:

 

Dogs play kiss-chase with cats and eat salmon sandwiches cut by knifes and eaten with forks because they have secret opposable thumbs even though they have carpal tunnel syndrome

 

Doctors eat salmon sandwiches cut by knifes and eaten with forks because they have opposable thumbs even though they have carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

Cannibals eat Willy Blue sandwiches cut by lawnmowers and eaten with mayo because they play bluegrass music even though they have carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

Cannibals eat Willy Blue sandwiches cut by lawnmowers and eaten with zest because they play bluegrass music even though they have carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

Cannibals eat Willy Blue sandwiches cut by lawnmowers and eaten with zest because they demand to be paid even though they have carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

Willy Blue eats cannibal sandwiches cut by lawnmowers and eaten with zest because he demands to be paid even though he doesn't work.