what dont i do...

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by smokindude, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Wanna hear this sick fuck?

    I masterbate to girls on facebook that i grew up with and ALWAYS wanted to have sex with. Tons of sexy girls in highschool wanted me but i was new to the town and didnt know how to handle it



    i love sex so much and never have it and if girls only knew how big my dick was and how good i was at sex(most of the time) and that im not this shy kid and i could ROCK THERE WORLD, but im a pussy so it wont happen. i am only 20 and feel like a girl will never wanna fuck me, i put pussy on a pedastal, because girls do it, girls will never realize i only want to have sex because i know they would love it


    i used to shoot heroin

    i killed my older brother by accident...let him eat a bunch of painkillers and told him to sleep it off...found him dead next morning

    i shower about 2 times a week

    i have 11 cavitites

    i am lazy and could smoke weed and listen to ;terence mckenna lectures all day and night. I hardly leave my bed..nvm room.
     
  2. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    I would never have sex with you based solely on your views of 'putting pussy on a pedastal', and the fact that you think your dick is big, and big cocks in general are extremely unattractive.

    Good luck with that, though.
     
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    I was checking out some track this person website and found some chick I know on fb. I dont have fb but I was able to click on her likes and followed around her friends. til I came across a midget sex link. I followed that and jerked one out between lulz..

    Ive shot heroin.

    I killed my brother in a way, because I ran off to Iraq, so the cops would chase him down and get him.

    I havent got up from this chair most the day. my dead posts can prove most of that.
    I got some good weed made me lazy.

    I think terence mckenna sounds funny.:sunny:
     
  4. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Well..my ex who cheated on me and is pregnant with another dude claims that i have the biggest dick shes seen :shrug: ...im just being honest here

    i say 'put pussy on a pedastal' its from a movie, it means that i overrate girls and i think they are better than me so im afraid to talk to them, because they will think im a creep.

    im not saying i have a HUGE dick but its big..i would be happy with a small one idc about that...the point is i really want to please woman and i feel like it wont happen because i feel they would never want me and find me unnatractive and a 'creep' for trying to talk to them and be nice


    dont worry i dont expect u to ever wanna fuck me...no girl does
     
  5. BtrFly

    BtrFly Member

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    hope things have got better.
     
  6. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS ONE CRUSH ON THIS CHICK SINCE LIKE 5TH GRADE BUT I'M TO PUSSY TO TELL HER (plus she digs black guys only )


    MY FAMILY DIS OWNED ME BECAUSE I'M MUSLIM
     
  7. The Real Peter Parker

    The Real Peter Parker Member

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    You want to fix the depression? Do some laundry, clean your house, shower and brush teeth and wear clean clothes daily. You will notice a gigantic improvement in your mood without any more thought or effort to it than just forcing yourself to do what is necessary. After you are dressed properly and smelling good, you will find yourself less willing to be so depressed and more willing to go see some friends who you have had less and less contact with as time passed by. As for masturbating, anybody who says they don't masturbate is a liar. Your success with women is doomed if you mention penis size at any point before you've already had sex with them. [Don't know the why but that's just how it is.] So shut-up about your big dick and let it speak for itself when the time comes. [heh heh, comes- read that in Butthead's voice] As for your bro, I don't want to offend you but you can't let shit guilt you forever... He ate the painkillers himself, from what you said doesn't sound like you shoved them down his throat. His death was his own doing and sorry for your loss, the best you can do is learn from the experiences you shared with him and know he wouldn't want this for you. So get showered and get out for his sake.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    I would have thought that the disgusting teeth and body odor would be the reason for the turn down :ack2:
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Man, I thought I was the only one with a huge dick.
     
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