Well just fuck me and call me Sally.

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by see in blonde, Dec 19, 2004.

  1. see in blonde

    see in blonde Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I sit in my computer chair with a mind producing spongy thoughts of indifference, a loosened tie, and a dull headache resulting from a yuppie bartender who showed great ( :rolleyes: ) initiative by adding lime juice to the shot of Southern Comfort I ordered at an open house tonight. An open house which my cousin and I attended minus the dates we had arranged over two weeks ago. Yes, that's right. We were both stood up blatantly by two girls (best friends and roommates) who we considered good friends and had plans to get to know on a deeper level. If I can find some money laying around, I think a titty bar is in order for tonight.
     
    see in blonde, Dec 19, 2004
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  3. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    heh I am sorry you definitly deserve a trip to a strip joint
     
    lynsey, Dec 19, 2004
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  5. thehipsterdufus

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    well.......sonofabitch...........could have been a foursome..........now just Rosie

    need some singles?
     
    thehipsterdufus, Dec 19, 2004
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  7. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    yeah that will solve your problem having a a chick with jiggly titties pulling money out of your pocket......go for it Sally
     
    whispers, Dec 19, 2004
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  9. Al13n

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    love them jigglin titties :D
     
    Al13n, Dec 20, 2004
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