Do You Like This Broke Man's Suicide Listing?

The Broke Man's Suicide:

1. and 2. Suicide by a weather...

Costless. Suicide by temperature hot (be in 105 degrees F. or more
for 3 hours) or by temperature cold (be in 20 degrees F. or less for
1 hour).

3. Suicide by infected tooth...

Costless. Let infected tooth get as worst as it can. Let infected
tooth cause brain absess. No pain, no gain. Painful but free and
effective.

4. Suicide by rapture...

Costless. Let rapture remove spirit from body. Body should be left
live-like but lifeless to trick any adversary while spirit should be
next in the best body over in paradise somewhere.

 

i really don't think 105 is hot enough to kill the average person, unless they are performing strenuous activity or something. as for the cold side of it, they should probably be naked for it or else they should have no problem surviving.

a more logical suicide by weather would be walking into a flooded river.

 

hopefully brokeman can find a happier life rather than a cheap way to die

 

It gets to 115 where i live during august and ive been outside for more than in hour in it. So yea that wont kill you.

 

I dislike it.

 

suicide is for quitters...

 

Have you tried it?

 

I'm pretty sure every poor man has a rope.

Or, since you'll die anyway, steal a gun from a gang member and just do yourself in right then and there.

Better yet, pick a fight with the mafia

 

i cant believe nobody mentioned jumping off a tall building or a water tower.

 

That's very uncertain though...you could easily survive and cripple yourself.

All of the really tall buildings have security in place for the main reason of jumpers...so finding a tall enough building could be difficult.

 

Nope...Tiggers aint quitters

 

where is the listing?

 

half the teeth in my head have rotted and fallen out by themselves and my brain is no more dead then it would be anyway. the first time it happened i could have had a heart ceasure from the pain, but i didn't.

anyway, death comes when it will, as does life.

if i wanted dead, i'd just protest for something i believe in, someplace where people get killed for doing so. (yah, the list was dumb)

 

I Voted I Dislike It, I Have Lost So Many Of My Friends To

Suicide I Can't Find Even The Slightest Bit Of Humor In It.

And Don't Even Get Me Started On That Stupid Thread About All The Creative Ways To

Commit Suicide...



Cheers Glen.