I hate cheese

And butter. I can't even handle touching butter or getting that greasy feeling on my fingers.

And every time I get a slice of cheese, I have to torture myself and smell it...just to feel like gagging afterward.

I use butter and cheese in cooking and I like mozzarella cheese, but everything else makes me wanna punch babies.

Had to get that off my chest.

 

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is punching babies the confession or is the cheeses the confession?

 

(1):- Do You Have A Boyfriend...??

(2):- If So, Is He Un-Circumcised...??

(3):- If Your Answer To The Above Questions Is YES, Then May I Suggest

He Is The Reason For Your "Cheese Phobia"....



Cheers Glen.

 

i do not eat cheese. Im a squirrel, not a mouse..

 

The cheese is the confession.

The kicking babies happens on the daily

 

You are weird! and why would you touch butter anyway?

 

I am weird. I know this.

You know when you're cooking and you throw a slab of butter in the frying pan-that's what I mean. I have to wash my hands instantly cuz the feeling of it makes me sick

 

So do you not eat pizza, cheeseburger, nachos ever?

 

eww

dick cheeseburgers

 

This is insanity. I recently had a huge argument with two friends of mine over this exact matter.

My argument: How the hell can you not like cheese? There so many differents kinds of cheese... theres not way you dont like any cheese at all....

 

I said I like mozzarella cheese, so I do eat pizza.
Cheeseburgers without the cheese part are called "hamburgers."
And I don't eat many nachos but when I do, I use salsa.

And I can TOLERATE provolone cheese. I don't really taste it in sandwiches so when I get a sandwich somewhere where people don't realize that not every person gets American cheese on their sandwich, I get provolone.

 

yea american cheese ain't cheese. its coagulated grease of some sort

 

I love white cheese. I really like monterey jack without the weird little colored pieces. Seems all monterey jack cheese is now changed to 'pepper jack' cheese. That would be fine with me if it was black pepper, but it's some unknown type of strange pepper that is simply quite disgusting. Let's have some provolone for sure, swiss is great but only on HOT sandwiches, I could never eat swiss on a cold sandwich. White american cheese is better than the yellow american... cheddar is good too.

As for punching/kicking babies, why not just give them a bottle filled with warm nacho cheese instead?

 

I wish I didnt like cheese.. I would probably weigh 15 lbs less than I do.


Cheese is pretty much the best thing ever invented.

 

I can make a whole meal out of just cheese curds