Seven word story ...again (game)

a baby dinasaur crawling on the floor

 

Toilet paper came in handy that day

 

as dinosaurs can produce a large amount

 

the reflecting pool on the DC mall

 

while tourists watched and reflected about politics

 

tossing their pennies to make a wish

 

Which angered the dinosaurs so badly they

 

where they watched NASCAR while drinking Bud.

 

and eating corn chips and dip while

 

The monks chanted sweet lullabys, with boobs

 

that were fake ones made with silicon

 

The were bulbous, red, and swollen with

 

weird purple beetles emerging from the nipples

 

that were covered with flowers and some

 

Thing I dont know what it was

 

mammary tissue that infant babies wanted badly

 

To them grow at an expedited rate

 

until the hotel room was full of

 

. . . anyone who wasn't vomiting the stuff they . . .

 

. . . whose cook secretly added ground cat tooth . . .