Carrot into anus- problem

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by pablo6989, Jun 10, 2012.

  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Carrots...Cakes...And Zucchini's...This Thread Is Giving Me The Munchies...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  2. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    way to pointy
     
  3. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Try anal beads - they can be inserted past the area you described.
    Or something that is very flexible.
    No dildo will go further than you were able to?
     
  4. Unufalready

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    Anal beads are pretty flexible so you can go 100% deep. The anal tract does bend, but your intestines are movable to some extent, so if you go slow you can kind of rearrange them so that the beads go in nicely.

    And man, I'm jealous of your dildo. 1.6 inches wide sounds amazing, mine is maybe 1.25 inches, 8 inches long. I've found that at about 6 inches it doesn't really want to go any deeper. However, over time I've been able to work in deeper. I've since got the entire 8 inches inside me, and it's great. I can literally feel as my intestines move around a little and I can feel the didlo bend around the corner and straighten out my intestines so that it fits in all the way.

    You can find tons of vids of people with 18 inchers the whole way up in there, but that's an advanced technique lol. I also saw a video once of a guy with a 2-3 inch wide, 18 inch dildo that was pretty rigid and you can easily see the dildo pushing out his stomach area. So hot, but I don't think I'd want to experience that myself, it seems like he'd have to rearrange all his intestines.

    One last thing I'd like to add is that you don't want it to hurt, ever. (tho the pain can be part of the turn on, you just need to make sure you take it in moderation) I would recommend you get a few sizes to work up during a single session. I have a tapered 1 inch butt plug which I can get in there without any lube or anything. You need to relax, gently push it in and out, over and over. As your body gets used to it, and psychologically you'll start to want it more and more, it will go in a little deeper each time and feel nothing but good. Your sphincter could be damaged if you force something that big in there and it's hurting; it's hurting for a reason, you are stressing your sphincter too much and over time you might find yourself more incontinent, which no one wants. (Besides that I love diapers, but I like choosing when I wear them, and choosing if I shit em or not.)

    Good luck and play safe!
     
  5. ooicu812also

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    The pain that you felt was the carrot hitting your rectum. which is located about 6" past your anus. Be patient and anal pleasures will cum to you!
     
  6. illaDEFinite

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    A carrot? That just seems like a strange idea for your bhole
     
  7. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Food is for eating with ur mouth not ur ass
     
  8. illaDEFinite

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    I could understand a cucumber or something but a carrot? Seems to have shitty idea written all over it.
     
  9. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    And shitty carrot
     
  10. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    :rofl: ............ is all i can say...
     
  11. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Add a tomato,some cucumber,a little rice vinegar,jump up and down for a minute or two and then take a crap. VOILA=a nice little shit salad.
     
  12. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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  13. Marchfool

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    just as well! Dread to think what anal sex toys they had back then!
     
  14. meridianwest

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    yeah i've seen those vids too. and i wonder whether those guys even eat like a week before doing that. hotness aside, such a thing can turn nasty fast. unless you're into that type of thing too.
     
  15. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

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    I wouldn't recommend a cucumber either, especially if you're using lube to help get it in. The outer skin gets really slippery, and if you get caught up in the moment, you could lose your grip and it could slip all the way in. Then the only way to get it out is an embarrassing trip to the ER. :oops:

    To this day I can't eat salad without blushing....
     
  16. meridianwest

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    i read Marquis de Sade had wooden toy-somethings for anal penetration. and i think glass was used to make such things as well. aside the usual 'genius' uses of vegetables or what not. but yeah, nothing close in quality to what we've got today.
     
  17. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    A telegragh cucumber would be best -much longer & has a tappered end on it for easier insertion. Not that I've tried one yet thou. The other type of cucumber would be too thick for inserting (?)- unless it was a courgette size?
     
  18. Quiet Storm

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    Never could understand why a man would stick anything in his butt.
     
  19. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Girls seem to enjoy using anal toys themselves too thou? Guys get the same type of pleasure out of butt insertions as girls?
     
  20. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    The green end?
     

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