Ask the person below you ANYTHING!

My wife Lynsey.



Would you rather run for public office, run with the bulls in Pamplona, or run naked throuigh someones wedding photos?

 

Run naked through someone's wedding photo.

Do you have 3 nipples?

 

No, but I do have a migrating mole right under my boob that I like to call my third nipple.

What is your favorite sandwich?

 

Grilled cheese with bacon and avocado.


Where do you plan on being when you next fart in public?

 

im not sure.. i dont schedule my bodily functions.. but i guess at dundas square.

whats your favorite salad dressing?

 

It used to be Kraft Zesty Tomato and Bacon, but they don't make it anymore. So Greek vinaigrette.



Do you ever press all the buttons in the elevator and then get off on the very next floor?

 

mwhaaa! nope! That is so mean...

Do you like think Elvis is dead?

 

No, I think he is alive and living under the name Selvi Preston.



Do you think cod pieces will ever again be fashionable?

 

I didn't know they wer fashionable in the first place- yea everything seems to revive ...

Where do you think Hitlers testicle went? ...

 

Rumor is when the Russian Army reached Berlin, they found it, and it is now on display next to Rasputin's penis at the Russian Museum of Erotica.



If they put all of the residents of Both Kansas and Arkansas into a Giant boxing ring, which state do you think would win the fight?

 

Aren't there more people in Kansas if so they win lol

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

First you have calculate the motion of the ocean and the angle of the dangle, divide both by Pi, and then multiply by the square root of the total acreage of wood that is present to be chucked.


If a man walked up to you wearing Matador Pants, a really bad fake mustache, and a bra on his head, which feature do you think you would mention first when describing the encounter to a friend or loved one?

 

The pants I assume they would be brightly Colored

Would u sleep with ur best friends partner if they told you they loved you and u found them attractive

 

No, but my wife is my best friend....so yes?



If you could only plant one tree for the rest of your life, what color shovel would you use?

 

Black

To save the world would u let someone shit on u

 

To save the world, probably. But People have used that line on me before, and I am pretty sure the world would not have ended had I not let them. But maybe it would have. I guess we will never know until I finally tell that person no.



If you were arrested for touching yourself erotically in a port-a-john in the parking lot of a Katy Perry concert parking lot, who would you call to bail you out?

 

Ma best friend but I doubt she would come but she would find away to get me out

Have you sucked a dick

 

Nope. But I did save a bundle on car insurance by switching to GEICO.


Have you inflated a car tire with your flatulence?

 

No that does not sound safe

Did you really switch to GEICO

 

No, I am a USAA man. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.




Have you ever been arrested for eating another man's face in Florida?