Strengthen your faith in the FSM

My dear pastafarians,

It seems that in recent years many of us have neglected to praise the noodly presence among us. When was the last time you ate pasta products? When did you last visit the church of the FSM? When did you last sport a shirt imprinted with the image of his glorious meatballs? I was so very happy to see him gather such a great following a few years ago, and now what has happened? We have forgotten, and the world is falling to heathens and villians. War, famine, natural disasters, global warming and ever more people claiming belief in false deities...these are the results of our lack of praise.

I suggest an immediate renewal of devotion to the almighty FSM. Reach out, that you may be touched once again by his noodly appendage. He is among us.

 

Jah Pastafari! Conquering Noodle of the tribe of Tomato Sauce. How anyone can doubt H.I.M (His Imperial Macaroni) is beyond me.

 

Emanresu, brother, it is so good to see that you, too, have been blessed by his pasta-based presence. There must be more of us chosen ones out there! Come on, speak up! Remember that pasta without sauce is a less wholesome pasta. Very similarly, a person without proclamation of their devotion to the FSM is a less wholesome person.

 

I made a living feeding people pasta of all shapes and sizes devoted with all manner of soulful sauces.

 

This is what I love to hear! Charity is a cornerstone of the pastafarian faith. Remeber the ancient saying: ravioli may be good, but a spaghetti bolognese will probably do the job better.

 

Celebrate

 

I could never follow such a faith. To often would a disciple of FSM be hungered by the delicious sent of Italian seasoning and pasta sauce.

 

*that weird gibberish that religious people do in those massive churches where they start having a fit, except replacing gibberish with pasta names* I HAVE FELT THE NOODLY APPENDAGE I FEEL HIS TOUCH INSIDE ME BRETHREN

 

I ate macaroni and cheese today. Mmmm, pasta.

 

holy ravioli..

 

I'm a "Godist" in the sense that I hold that beyond the cutting edge of reason lies a higher reality.
We are dealing with two systems of thought: Aristotelian and Rabbinic.
"Aristotelianism"- which I assume you hold- takes a cause; let's say the Big Bang, and then posits a "Multiverse Theory". You need a necessary chain of cause and effect(that even embraces a "prime mover", if you are a pure Aristotelian).
In Rabbinics- on the other hand- causality is the effect, not the grounds of creation. I.e., the will of a Creator that is not conditioned by causality. For Aristotle, it was impossible for his "first cause" to will something else.
"Godists" thus unchain the chain of cause and effect.
I see this line of reasoning deserving of more respect than simply putting it down as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

 

I like this thread but I dont at the same time. Kinda mean to insult jah maka and refer to his followers as the "pasatafari"
Cute tho

 

It seems that in recent years many of us have neglected to praise the noodly presence among us. When was the last time you ate pasta products? Tonight, smothered in sauce with a hint of basil, which I chased with the blood of some grapes.
When did you last visit the church of the FSM? I went to the pasta section in Whole Foods just last week, and reverently placed a package of noodles in my basket, and of course I have my own pasta jar in my kitchen where I can stop for a moment when planning my next meal. It is very touching to see the glint of the glass on the pasta.
When did you last sport a shirt imprinted with the image of his glorious meatballs? At the speed I eat I always have something imprinted on my entire shirt inventory, and with the expanding mid-section from eating all the pasta I have to say it is always out there for everyone to see.
We have forgotten, and the world is falling to heathens and villains, War, famine, natural disasters, global warming and ever more people claiming belief in false deities. These are not villains, they are politicians in my case republican congressmen. All we need to do is vote them out in Nov. and things will get back on an even keel.

I suggest an immediate renewal of devotion to the almighty FSM. I don’t think my diet can deal with much more pasta. Devotion must be measured by the expanding mid-section, and the reaching out you mention, should be us trying to reach our toes, or our belts still reaching the last hole. I am sure his most high Noodly will understand if we have to venture off to steak or fish for a while.