i wish i was a man

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Crayola, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. MetalOne21

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    Girls get free drinks, drugs, place's to stay, or most anything else they want if they're willing to give it up to the right man. Whereas Men get the bill, get yelled at for not understanding why the Girl is so upset, are expected to do any dirty gross job, make sure their mate is properly supported, and know they are always wrong... regardless the topic. imo
     
  2. Meliai

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    I never really notice guys staring at my boobs, but they're small and maybe i'm just oblivious

    Translation: Girls are expected to behave like prostitutes in exchange for gifts from men.

    Trust me, this isn't something that makes life easy in any way.
     
  3. PurpByThePound

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    i know plenty of girls that receive free gifts and never put out.
     
  4. daisymae

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    I don't want to be a man. Even with the periods, childbirth, and boobs, I am happier as I am.

    Getting boners all the time would be creepy.
     
  5. MetalOne21

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    idk if a girl wanted to get me drunk and give me stuff in exchange for sex id be down, and honestly i dont know any guy that wouldnt be.
     
  6. MetalOne21

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    that goes away after your about 20...lol
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    not for everyone ...
     
  8. Hedgeclipper

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    also consider that due to our higher sex-drive, men feel more shitty when we don't have sex. And we have gto put a goddamn lot more work into convincing women to have sex with us than women do to convince us to have sex with them. We arguably also have to put more work into the act itself. but that's fun work...
     
  9. PurpByThePound

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    men also die younger/more often
     
  10. daisymae

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    How do men die more often? We all die eventually, and we only do it once.
     
  11. PurpByThePound

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    statistically speaking, males have a higher chance of dying before the age of 21 than females. this is due to reckless behavior, aggravated assault/murder and gang violence.
     
  12. Hedgeclipper

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    I don't know how it feels to have boobs (prolly pretty cool), a period or give birth to children (prolly pretty uncool), but I can tell you one thing. Getting boners is awesome! Why do you think so many old men spend their hard earned cash on Viagra and Cialis?
     
  13. PurpByThePound

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    so they can fuck their fleshlight?
     
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    I wish I could pay rent with my dick..
     
  15. Aerianne

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    You can't??? You shatter my image of you!!! :(
     
  16. deleted

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    sadly Im not.. a..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc"]David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo - YouTube
     
  17. Aerianne

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  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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  19. rak

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    Many men have the same wish as you.
     
  20. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    this is a very very old thread...
     

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