Parents are out of town, want to use their pool

My parents for the first time perhaps ever, are out of town together this weekend.

I want to use their pool to fuck in, but of course, the one weekend they are out of town, I am on a dry spell.

Any suggestions on where I could find a girl and frame it as skinny dipping or something? Cold approach? Website?

Thanks

 

hooker.

 

Backpage website

 

you shouldnt have vaginal intercourse in a swimming pool. Its very bad for a women's vagina..
Human beings are not dolphins.. We are land animals. we fuck on dry land..

Fucking in the ass is safer than the vagina in a swimming pool. seriously..

 

he doesn't have a vagina, why should he care?!

 

Fucking in a pool or hot tub is very overrated.

 

water is not a lubricant..

 

Don't do it. There is a chemical in pool water that reacts to sexual fluids and illuminesses for up to a year after said incedent happens.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Yes

 

Call Seaworld

 

Don't do it in the pool though it can be a start and sort of foreplay, do the fucking out of it.

 

Don't do it in your parents' pool. Do it in their bathtub instead.