Tom Cruise gets a Reach(er) around

Hollywood has to be filled with the biggest god-damn knot heads in the world!!! For those of you that read and appreciate the "Jack Reacher" novels of Lee Child---you'd better be sitting down. Someone--some dumb-ass has cast--ooooooooooooooooo--I can barely utter it------Tom fuck Cruise as Jack Reacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack Reacher,who is 6' 5",big built and is the toughest character ever--------!!!!!!!!!!!
I sure as hell won't be seeing it.

 

Tom Cruise = world's biggest douche bag.

 

titles like the original one are subject to thread deletion...or sometimes i just change them a bit

 

tom cruise haha

 

Com Truise is better. Take my word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeBwHzKStck"]Com Truise - "Brokendate" - YouTube

 

i have not heard of jack reacher, although i am always disappointed to hear that some jackass decided to put tom cruise in a movie.

 

I wonder how many children he has eaten.

 

:2thumbsup:

 

geeze thats weird..i didnt see it as double posts last time i read the thread

 

i see quad post. lol

 

Poor sweet Katie, she needs a shoulder to cry on and I'm just the man to help her forget all her troubles.

But maybe we are too hasty about that movie. After all if the Lord of the Rings managed to transform guys of normal height into hobbits and dwarves, why can't we talk a hobbit like Cruise and make a tall guy out of him with a little trick photography?

 

i didnt think tom would let katie out of the cult .

 

I thought Katie Holmes was kind of cute when she was younger. But then TC had to ugly her all up. (Not that she's ugly, or even close to it -- I simply don't find her to be attractive and think she's rather plain looking.)

 

^sound like a true connoisseur of the female type.

 

katie way to skinny , WHERE ARE THE SEMI FAT CHICKS IN HOLLYWOOD ??

 

A connoisseur who mostly just admires the "female type" but, sadly, rarely gets the opportunity to imbibe in that fine spirit.

 

Being treated for anorexia after being told time after time there not attractive. I likes curvy women BTW.

 

Aww, man. I have completly forgot about this masterpiece. Thanks

 

He was in Top Gun though, so he could invent the Church of Whackjobology for all I care, he'll always be Maverick

Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

 

I think tom is brillant