I just made this poem up today in study hall, and I must say that it's one of my finest pieces of work yet... BUD DEALER Hello there, little kids, Want some bud, some dank, some mids. Don't be scared, I won't lie, This shit will get you really high. I'll make you dance, i'll make you sing, I'll make you feel like your a king. It isn't crack, it's isn't smack, Bud is safe and that's a fact. I traveled near, I traveled far, I know this bud is up to par. So how about it, little kids, Want a gram, an eigth, a lid. Don't be scared, I'm your freind, So buy my bud! your life won't end.