1. Soak 20g of powdered mimosa hostilis in water for 36 hours, shaking every few hours or so. 2. Pour through coffee filter, throw out the mud. 3. Test pH of fluid, add powdered antacid tablets until neutral. 4. Reduce on low heat to about 50ml of fluid. 5. Put in oral syringe. 6. Squirt it up my ass. What problems do you foresee with this? Will it work? How long do you think it will last?
I will report results sometime this weekend, if no one is able to discourage me from trying it. Disclaimer: This entire thread is an artistic work of fiction.
This sounds interesting. I'd be willing to try this if you confirm active amounts... If not, perhaps a small amount of MAOI could be consumed before trying to boost the effects? Please post results funny how I'm all excited about putting things up my ass, oh the world lol
Monoamine oxidase is found in the stomach and small intestine, primarily. I don't think it would make any difference if I'm just absorbing through the rectal mucosa.
Major Tom to Ground Control: Decided to move up launch to today. Strained mixture through coffee filter. pH tested at 3 Crushed 4 antacid tablets using plate and spoon, added to liquid. Got sick of that, went and bought Maalox, added to liquid. pH tested at 6, figure good enough, as the body is slightly acidic, anyway. Colon cleansed. Drinking 2 beers, smoking cigarettes. Nerves unsteady, hands shaking, very excited, optimistic. Have sitter. Waiting for reduction to 50ml or so. Expect to launch in about 45 minutes. Will post updates as able.
Forgot to mention: Strained through coffee filter before and after adding Maalox. Liquid is wine-colored and about as clear.
We're at 200ml right now. Reducing at medium-high heat. Warmer than body temp, but not uncomfortably so.
Just under 100ml, now. Launch in 15 mins or so. Maj. Tom drank 3 beers to help relax, as he's not used to having anything up the butt.
Was almost exactly 50 ml, as it turned out. Not entirely comfortable holding it in, but not too difficult. Some drops here and there, but not more than a few ml. Going to smoke cig.
About 10 minutes in. No significant spotting on pants. Seem to be holding it in quite well. There is something more than just the 3 beers at work, but it's extremely subtle. Not really disappointed, as I didn't expect much. Definite feeling of climbing up. Optimistic, good feelings in general. If this doesn't pan out, I've got 9 beers to make an evening with.
I think we're going to have to call this a miss. I have tried ayahuasca once before, using psychotria and syrian rue. Got nothing from that, either. I might have some natural resistance to DMT. I feel fine. A bit lazy. I had to force myself to get up and write this. I am having a great time just laying in my bed and listening to music. No closed-eye visuals without having to conjure them up consciously. I'll give it another 30 minutes, and then just get drunk. I hope someone else will try this method, to see if I'm just not susceptible to DMT. A recent attempt at eating 20g of fresh psilocybe mushrooms also yielded zero results. I tripped pretty hard on very little when I was in my early 20s. Maybe I'm just done tripping.
Almost an hour. Going to empty colon, start on beer. Nothing much. Waste of time. They say that DMT is water soluble...but then everyone has to do an acid/base extraction to get it. Maybe it's not really water soluble?
