ok...this isnt about marijuana but i just figured some of you guys could help me out...this friend of mine is like my best friend ever and hes cool as hell and all but one of his friends thats hes also pretty close with is a total ass and everyday he'll try and start shit with me...he'll make fun of me constantly (im not a big guy at all..im pretty small for my age) and so being that he could kick my ass what do i do to get him to shut up? he doesnt smoke but we all skateboard together alot and shit...just because hes friends with my friend and he'll go to lunch with us and shit during school...but he will never shut up...ill tell him to fuck off every now and then but i know he'll try and picka fight with me so i watch what im sayin alot...but im starting to get really pissed...and i dont wanna go to lunch with someone else cuz this other dude is like my best friend...what shall i do?
every group has a clear ranking of all its members in a power order. You are probably at the bottom and this guy is probably also close to the bottom. Is your best friend at the top?? because this would help you. You have to become friends with the guy at the top, be nice and friendly but DONT DONT suck up (very important DO NOT SUCK UP OR YOUR FUCKED). ok then get half of the group to like you better than they like him. Once all this is in place wait for something stupid and easily arguable that he calls you on and shut him down hard. Then he will fight back and you say to the leader 'hey isnt __(his dis to you)___ a stupid point and wrong because _____' he must agree if not stop there. Then when he agrees ask the group but try to direct it mainly towards the people that prefer you to him. Then if they agree with you your set because you get to say 'see you stupid fuck haa'. And you just beat him then keep doing it and he will stop quickly. btw thought of something he might be threatened by you since you said he doesnt smoke but you and your friend does so its like your taking your friend away from him and he is scared your friend likes you better than him so he is insulting you to try get your friend to not like you and thus like him better.
^of couse if you and most of the group dis him and he manages to beat you up and make you look foolish than you may loose yet. i would recommend reading up on psychological warfare. to alot of people reality is just the bs people want them to believe. for instance i new a kid in school that was a goofy weak annoying kid who everyone called a fag. a couple years later i hear about this kid that is dangerous, that you dont want to piss off, that has alot of respect and friends. can you guess who? yeah, it was that same kid. all he did was change the way he acts and the people he hangs out with. now he acts serious and pissed off, if people make him mad he attacks them, he smokes ciggars and drives a big truck, he has a few kids younger than him and more impressionable buying all this easier than everyone else and enhancing his reputation even more. if you can understand psychological warfare and you can come to grips with the non material qualities of reality, than you can do just about anything.
fuck dude that sucks. im a pretty small guy too and other small guys try to start shit with me. You should personally talk to the kid and be like hey man what your doing isnt cool, so whats your problem. Or find someway to majorly burn him, like a very inteligent insult, thats what really makes me mad.
ok heres what u do u invite him to go campin set up camp near a prison give him roofies then write i love the cock on his 4 head then toss him over the fence of the prison and then when he comes back the next day he'll have to stand and wont beable to sit anymore
so what if the bastards a lil bigger? beat the shit outta him when he pops shit off at ya, you gotta make him understand that you wont take it and wont play around when he does shit like that to you, if he is that much bigger, jus swing harder or get something like a 2 by 4, hes bullying you, so you should have every right to kick the shit outta him, and trust me the size doesnt totally matter, I seen a small scrub take out someone that was like 6'1 or 6'2,and this guys like 4'9 or 5'1 or 5'2 or sumthin.
I am all about peace and love and I am for the most part a pacifist, but there are 2 types of people I hate in this world, people who fuck up the enviroment, and smart asses. You have a small advantage, you are smaller and more agile, beat the shit out of him if he opens his smart mouth again.
u said u skate, just bust out better moves than he can. like if he can kickflip heelflip, if he can olie olie higher, when i was short 4 9 i was really short every one was like 5 2 or more but i would just bust out better moves and i got respect like that.
u can kick the shit out of him etc. but it sounds like he lives near u if u skate with him and then u have to put up with that shit every day.
i never get that shit at my school. if you got into a fight youd be fucked on by the school, so if anyone gives me shit i give em shit back aahaha. theres like..no rank positions in our school, its more like a van-diagram where each person id a circle and every overlap of many circles is a group of friends. differnet people are just friends with differnet people, the whole web of our grade means that even the losers are friends with someone whos friends with someone with what would be called 'higher status'. um but youve seemed to make one big 'duh brain' flaw in your worries. see if he really is your best friend, and his friend is that guys buddy... then a) if you two are best friends but hes jsut a friend, then your friend will either stick up for you, or evidetoly not be your best frined anymore. b) if hes the other guys best friend too, then um i dont think hed be happy seeing you guys fight. unless the society your in is even more primative than that the best advce i can give you though is to pack a metal-rule in your pocket or up your sleeve. if he attacks you then youve the right to fight cheap, in my books
tell him very seriously to stop being such a fucking asshole. If he is, in fact, your best friend he'll probably stop. Also, get him high. The guy above me has the right idea
