anybody know any good butt jokes?

Anybody got any jokes about butts?
No yo mama jokes.

 

Thank you for proving my theory that there is little to no jokes about butts

 

two butts are having a discussion about global warming.. one butt says to the other butt... you're full of shit

 

LOL! Yes! Finally got my fix.

 

i always ask people if they've seen my buttfer in a way that they will ask "what's a buttfer?"

"FOR POOPING!! HAHAHAHA!"

 

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Okay, so it's a husbands and wife's anniversary. The husband gets his wife a voodoo penis. He says "To activate it, all you do is say 'voodoo penis my 'Blank'"

So the husband goes to work and his wife says "Voodoo penis my Vagina," and the voodoo penis began fucking her. When she was finished, she realized that she didn't remember how to turn it off. So she begins driving to her husbands job.

She's driving all crazy (due to the voodoo penis,) and she gets pulled over by a police officer. He thinks she's drunk, and asked why shes swirving. She explains the voodoo penis, and says that why she is driving badly; to which the officer replied "Voodoo penis my ass!"

 

So a women decides she wants to get Beastie Boys tattooed on her ass. But she discovers it will not fit, so she just gets a B on each cheek. Later her boyfriend comes home and they get busy. Soon after he yells out "who the hell is Bob?".

 

We are finding out that there really are no good butt jokes... :|

 

i'm sure you've been the butt of many a jokes

jk

 

I need more "a butt says to a butt" jokes

 

One butt says to the other butt.. Looks like you got shit in your eye

 

one stoner butt says to the other stoner butt.. dude I just baked some magic browneyes

 

One butt says to the other butt... Holy shit Crapman!



^^^ Just to confirm there are no good butt jokes. ^^^

 

Two butts are having a picnic, one says to the other, "give me some goddamn Grey Poupon." "I don't have any." Said the other butt. "I can make some though." He went into town and from the general store had bought the tools to make a fine stone-ground old-fashioned mustard. They spread it on the sandwich and after enjoying it and spending the evening in the park they went there seperate ways and headed off to sleep. The next morning the first butt calls the other and says "I shit on your sandwich."