Condoms+boyfriend=?

How do you tell your boyfriend that you want to start using condoms again with him , even though you didn't use to ?

 

"i don't love you anymore."

 

Lol , what ?

 

Just say you want to use protection because you dont want to ruin your body with birth control.

 

Hey , I actually like that .. Will do.

 

"I so love you honeybunny, but I dont ever want to deal with your mutant spawn"

 

Ew. but uhh okay. lol

 

'the ribs just feel so good! It feel like I'm being fucked by an alien'

 

..

 

"I just had a baby-scare nightmare....I think we should start using condoms (again)!"

 

^ haha , nice one

 

This has turned into a comedy thread. I'm laughing pretty hard right now.

 

^ lol..
Medicine for the soul.. >.<