i got bit by a spider last night

i was just wondering if anyone cared. because i dont really.

 

I went to the doctor the other day because my upper lip was swollen for two days and I had no idea why. Well, the doctor told me it was a puss ball due to an ingrown hair that got infected. Too bad that no zit head formed because that would of been one hell of a zit to pop!

Well, my wife keeps on telling me that it is a home for spider babies and the babies are going to pop out any minute. LOL! She is watching too many movies. I do remember seeing a movie a long time ago that some woman had a huge growth on her cheek and then a bunch of spiders came out of it. Damn, I forgot the name of the movie. Way too many B-rated horror flicks I saw to remember the name of it............



~namaste~

 

ew. ive heard of that happening before though...yikes.

 

Its gotten too cold for spiders here, but theres two big webs in my room...

I was listening to "Boris The Spider" not two minutes ago :sunglasse

 

we have my sisters class pet here right now..which just happens to be a TURANTULA!
Im actually rather enjoying it tho! I petted it last night..but I doubt ill have the courage to let it crawl on me..my brother does tho..I like having it around tho...oddly enough.

 

kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it
and dont get it anywhere near me

 

sooty, you are unfriendly with spiders?

 

i don't care

 

i hate them. if i see one its as good as dead. ive been attacked many times by huge bastard spiders

 

then my christmas gift for you just changed......

 

Was it radio-active?

 

nope

 

so now you're a gothy girl with spider powers? WOW

 

you were getting me a gift? and it was to do with a spider?

 

it was gonna be a spider...now I am scrambling.....

 

watch out if i see you ill pull all your legs out then watch your legless body squirm in pain and then ill spray the shit out of you till you die

 

k, guess I wont get you a gift.....

 

i dont want any gifts this year

 

Bah!

 

shut your fuck©