The Big Bang as an 'Cosmic Orgasm'

So I was masturbating recently and just before I came really hard, I felt this moment of pure nothingness. This whole experience brought to mind the Big Bang. According to M Theory this universe could have been created by at least 2 membranes rubbing together/colliding (sex). So if this is true then maybe there wasn't always just 'nothingness'? Maybe there was a definite period of build-up, a calm right before the storm (nothingness) and then the orgasm itself (big bang). I also find it kind of funny that meteorites are exactly like sperm. Impregnating planets such as our own with biological material. Thoughts, anyone?

 

Oh bukakai!

 

I expected better from the science forum :/

 

You expected more than bukakai? The universe does not have a contiguous nervous system, this does not deserve to be in a science forum. You were looking for the mind fuck or bullshit forums I think.

 

I never implied that it had a nervous system. I'm just saying that there are certain parallels that may warrant further thought. Perhaps the 'nothingness' before the big bang was not as it seems and only a temporary state. Perhaps there was a lead up to it. Everything we know about the world and universe would point to that. That everything goes in cycles and nothing is truly permanent. What's the harm in considering it? The greatest minds in science were open ones (Tesla, Einstein) Doesn't seem like many over here are willing to consider something for at least a few moments before so hastily writing it off.

 

Events and processes in nature are reflected at all levels and contexts . . . the behavior of tiny motes of matter mimic the behavior of planets, accounting for differences in forces across different scales. In other words, I think it's perfectly normal to think of the big bang as an orgasm in M-brane context. Memes can be thought of as viruses, meditation as rebirth, music as math, galactic movements as symphonic movements . . . only your imagination and intelligence limits your ability to draw similarities between various glimmering facets of this one great jewel of "All".

 

I know this is old and such but I finally got around to doin' some googling on this and was amazed to find a bunch of people wondering the same thing. In fact, tantrism is wholly based around this idea (that by enlongating the moments before orgasm as much as possible they experience oneness with the universe). They even specifically mention being outside of space and time much like i felt! So it just goes to show you kids... go with your gut. Don't listen to closed minds *cough* relaxxx *cough*

Also, thank you mr. writer for your insightful and thoughtful comment I've often thought and pondered about the same things.

 

Yeah, because interstellar spiritual DELUSIONS are the foundation of open mindedness... *cough* religious/spiritual bullshit *cough* not science *cough* *cough*

 

I know it doesn't sound as cool, but surely the Big Bang has more in common with birth than sex.

Orgasms don't really amount to much in the grand scheme of things, they don't create.

 

I've always entertained the thought that God, the galaxy, or whatever is out there looked forward into a future where they/it decided to create. Saw how awesome things could get, and eventually worked it's omnipotent self up into a "jizz in my pants" situation, and bam:

The universe.

 

So did we.

 

Hmm that is interesting. Come to think of it ... was there matter before the big bang? The consensus seems to be no. So it must have been injected here from another place. The problem most 'scientific' minds have is they are very closed in and refuse to let intuition guide them in anyway. However when you look at the history of great scientific discoveries, many originated from just that. Don't let the naysayers bother you, these are the kind of people that looked at the 'observer effect' and refused to consider that maybe we are connected to the whole somehow or have an effect on reality. Keen intuition combined with intelligence is the mark of a great mind. Follow it , my friend
Btw giant: you are correct but to my judgement it would have been both at the same time.

 

Injected? light speed Ejaculations of matter? LOL. Galaxies are big splats of dirty bukkake!

The thought cracks me up inside. funny idea but complete bullshit.

Anyway we know matter comes from lots of energy. E=MC^2. Mass is nothing more than energy and time.. but mostly space of course, everything is space, it is a substance, it is the medium of the universe. The equation also show that energy, like a beam if light, contains an extremely tiny mass potential. It's not really mass until massive amounts of energy collect in a small orbital propagations that we call atoms.

 

If you take absolute zero there is one.

E = pn1

 

Thanks for the kind words Mattydigs and trust me, those types don't bother me. All of the ones I know are miserable in one way or another and if I had listened to a damn thing they had to say I would be too.

 

So all the basic elements and precursors for life sprung up out of nowhere? That is what you're telling me. The energy didn't come from another universe,dimension,etc., it just appeared? LOL I didn't know you were a creationist. My idea is certainly more plausible. Just exchange the word matter with energy.

On a seperate note: I likened it to sex but it could be likened to many things. People act like this degrades the glory of it or whatever but it does nothing of the sort because nearly everything (including ejaculation) is a miracle and divine.

 

Metaphors are for poetry not science.

 

Indoctrination aside:

1 x 0 = 1
1 x 1 = 1
1 x 2 = 2
1 x 3 = 3
etc

What is 0/1?

I reckon its infinity.

 

Matter can "appear" from "nothingness" with two simple intrinsic laws of space: There's no such thing as nothing, and nothing is perfect...

There's no such thing as nothing and never was. Space itself is something. Also, nothing is perfect. Space is imperfect. Natural fluctuations and distortions of space "gravitate", they are intrinsically attracted to each other. Attraction causes movement, movement IS energy. Energy overcomes gravity, creates matter and expands into stars and galaxies. This cycle of expansion and gravitational attraction, "crunch - bang" continues for eternity...​

The origins of our universe come from the simplest states possible. Complexity, like matter is a product of time and energy. Consciousness is an EXTREMELY complex state, extremely improbable and illogical to exist at the beginnings of a universe.

If you want to say masturbation is a metaphor for the movement of spatial fluctuations before the orgasmic big bang blast of built up energy then I guess you can but it's inappropriate and misleading to say the least.

 

So, we live in a gigantic space vagina?