If I were king for a day ......

I would make everyone listen to polka music for a day .

 

I'd ban Polka Music.

 

I would sit in my throne and make my jester do ridiculously retarded-stupid shit, then I would invade the nearest country and leave the problems up to the guy who replaces me tommarrow.

 

I would close this thread so I could become the Supreme Ruler of Hip Forums.

 

I would open up a can of whoopass in Washington DC...

 

I'd make the wearing of polka dots obligatory

 

Would be quite frustrating to be king for only a day

 

If I were King for a day

I would have a hard time deciding who in here would be my Queen.

 

I would change the law on liability for motor accidents so that I was always in the clear ... and never lost my insurance bonus

 

If I were queen I would first want some of guys here in loin cloth fanning me, massaging me ...

 

I would have sex with the woman who plays Shane on the L word.