Tell me if you find it real

Which of the following is/are real?

ESP
Mind-controls
Telepathy
Cloning
Teleportation
Mind reading
Raptures
Pyrokinesis

 

Uhhhh all of the above lol
NOt to sure about rapture buttttt we'll see

 

None of the above

 

Clowns are scary...


Oh! clones, sorry I read that wrong.

 

I think each of the things you listed would have different criteria for being real. Something, of course, may be a real x but not a real y; so the first thing we need to ask in order to begin answering the question 'real or not' is: a real what?

 

Depending on criteria, cloning and teleportation have been done in labs.

 

ESP: blanket term with a lot of subsets that were real enough for the CIA
mind control: depends on what we're talking about. brainwashing counts
telepathy: not nearly as common as empathy, but it exists.
cloning: ever hear of Dolly the Sheep?
teleportation: scientists have managed to teleport a photon through quantum entanglement.
mind reading: I'm confused. is this distinct from telepathy?
raptures: mentioned exclusively to fill collection plates
pyrokinesis: never seen it, idk

 

ALL!
We're all doomed for destruction.!